NFL Week 16 Results
Stinkin the joint up, our worst week EVER, better now than during the playoffs, ATS 3-13, SU 7-9. YTD ATS 107-110-7, SU: 136-88. Playoff picture as we see it ending in seed order:
NFC: CHI, NO, PHI, SEA, DAL, CAR. AFC: SD, BAL, IND, NE, DEN, NYJ to be reviewed prior to wildcard playoffs.
MIN 7@GB(-3.5) 9: 47 yd int ret TD makes it look close. Pack D 3 1st downs, 319 vs 104 net yds. Pack O, TOP 35 vs 25, 3 TO's & 2 missed FG's in red zone. NYG loss + GB win = #6 seed
KC 20@OAK(+6.5) 9: Traitors play Santa 5 TO's, multiple red zone failures & Chefs 150 net rush yds. CIN & NYJ & TEN loss + KC win = #6 seed
CAR 10@ATL(-6.5) 3: Panthers 11 pass yds on 7 atts, 183 vs 83 rush yds, TOP 42 vs 18. Falcons 8 1st downs, 2 ints & stopped on downs end Falcon playoff hopes. NYG & GB loss + CAR win = #6 seed
TEN 30@BUF(-4.5) 29: 8-2 Young Titans do it again, TOP 33 vs 27, 215 vs 117 rush. 5 red zone FG's & 2 ints killed Bison. NYJ & CIN loss + TEN win = #6 seed
X 22 TB(+3)@CLE 7: Bucs win on road. 355 vs 187 net, TOP 37 vs 23, 4 ints. 40 yd fum ret TD gives Stains 7 pts. Next year with QB Rattay, not Simms, Bucs win division.
X CHI(-4) 26@DET 21: Lame duck Bears sqeak by Kats, 116 vs 67 net rush, TOP 35 vs 25, 45 pass atts, 4 red zone FG's. Kats fail at Bear 22 to end game. Da Bears #1 seed.
IND(-9) 24@HOU 27: Texans outgun Defense-less Ponies on last second FG, 354 vs 319 net, 191 vs 114 net rush, TOP 36 vs 24. 2-4 Colts fall to #3 seed and lose bye week.
NE 24@JAX(-3) 21: 6-1 road Minutemen shread Jag D, 359 vs 339 net, TOP 37 vs 23. Missed FG & last minute fumble hurt Jags. NE #4 seed, NYJ & CIN & TEN loss + JAX win = #6 seed
NO 30@NYG(-3) 7: Saints make Gmen disappear like Hoffa, 4th straight home loss. Did not run a play in Saints territory. 6 1st downs, 142 vs 359 net, TOP 19 vs 41, 3 TO's. NO #2 seed, NYG win = #6 seed
X BAL(+3.5) 31@PIT 7: 8-1 Raven D chokes Steelers 63 net rush, 5 sacks, 3 TO's, TOP 35 vs 25, 3 Raven TO's avert a worse humiliation. #2 seed Ravens could rock Bolts Super Bowl boat.
WAS(+1) 31@STL 37: Shoot out, 579 vs 336 net, Skins block punt for TD. Lambs come back from 14 down to win in OT. NYG & GB & CAR loss + STL win = #6 seed
ARZ 26@SF(-4) 20: Green Cards hold 9ers on ground, 49 rush yds on 12 atts, 4 sacks, TOP 38 vs 22, 372 vs 223 net. Int at Zona 34 & fumble at SF 17 cost 9ers, loss clinches NFC West for 8-8 Squaks.
CIN 23@DEN(-3) 24: Ben-gals play Santa with 4 TO's & muffed last second PAT. Fum at Den 24 & int at Den 6, kill drives, Int & fum at Cin 36 & 37 result in 2 Bunco TD's. DEN #5 seed, NYJ loss + CIN win = #6 seed.
SD(-4) 20@SEA 17: QB Rivers off again, 10-30 att, but D gets it done, 6 sacks, 2 ints at SD 34 & 26, last second 37 yd TD pass wins it. #1 seed Bolts play like this vs Ravens, they lose.
PHI 23@DAL(-7) 7: Phi, 3rd straight road W vs DIV. Pokes fall to #5 seed with 3 TO's, weak D & no ground game. Garcia Eagles, 426 vs 201 net, 204 vs 83 rush, TOP 37 vs 23. Look out #2 Big Easy & #1 Chitown, #3 seed Eagles are smokin hot.
NYJ 13@MIA(-1) 10: 6-2 road Jets catch Fish in Big D struggle. Muffed punt gives MIA FG, Jets fail on downs at MIA 16. Last second 64 yd screen gets Jets FG to win. NYJ win = #6 seed
NFC: CHI, NO, PHI, SEA, DAL, CAR. AFC: SD, BAL, IND, NE, DEN, NYJ to be reviewed prior to wildcard playoffs.
MIN 7@GB(-3.5) 9: 47 yd int ret TD makes it look close. Pack D 3 1st downs, 319 vs 104 net yds. Pack O, TOP 35 vs 25, 3 TO's & 2 missed FG's in red zone. NYG loss + GB win = #6 seed
KC 20@OAK(+6.5) 9: Traitors play Santa 5 TO's, multiple red zone failures & Chefs 150 net rush yds. CIN & NYJ & TEN loss + KC win = #6 seed
CAR 10@ATL(-6.5) 3: Panthers 11 pass yds on 7 atts, 183 vs 83 rush yds, TOP 42 vs 18. Falcons 8 1st downs, 2 ints & stopped on downs end Falcon playoff hopes. NYG & GB loss + CAR win = #6 seed
TEN 30@BUF(-4.5) 29: 8-2 Young Titans do it again, TOP 33 vs 27, 215 vs 117 rush. 5 red zone FG's & 2 ints killed Bison. NYJ & CIN loss + TEN win = #6 seed
X 22 TB(+3)@CLE 7: Bucs win on road. 355 vs 187 net, TOP 37 vs 23, 4 ints. 40 yd fum ret TD gives Stains 7 pts. Next year with QB Rattay, not Simms, Bucs win division.
X CHI(-4) 26@DET 21: Lame duck Bears sqeak by Kats, 116 vs 67 net rush, TOP 35 vs 25, 45 pass atts, 4 red zone FG's. Kats fail at Bear 22 to end game. Da Bears #1 seed.
IND(-9) 24@HOU 27: Texans outgun Defense-less Ponies on last second FG, 354 vs 319 net, 191 vs 114 net rush, TOP 36 vs 24. 2-4 Colts fall to #3 seed and lose bye week.
NE 24@JAX(-3) 21: 6-1 road Minutemen shread Jag D, 359 vs 339 net, TOP 37 vs 23. Missed FG & last minute fumble hurt Jags. NE #4 seed, NYJ & CIN & TEN loss + JAX win = #6 seed
NO 30@NYG(-3) 7: Saints make Gmen disappear like Hoffa, 4th straight home loss. Did not run a play in Saints territory. 6 1st downs, 142 vs 359 net, TOP 19 vs 41, 3 TO's. NO #2 seed, NYG win = #6 seed
X BAL(+3.5) 31@PIT 7: 8-1 Raven D chokes Steelers 63 net rush, 5 sacks, 3 TO's, TOP 35 vs 25, 3 Raven TO's avert a worse humiliation. #2 seed Ravens could rock Bolts Super Bowl boat.
WAS(+1) 31@STL 37: Shoot out, 579 vs 336 net, Skins block punt for TD. Lambs come back from 14 down to win in OT. NYG & GB & CAR loss + STL win = #6 seed
ARZ 26@SF(-4) 20: Green Cards hold 9ers on ground, 49 rush yds on 12 atts, 4 sacks, TOP 38 vs 22, 372 vs 223 net. Int at Zona 34 & fumble at SF 17 cost 9ers, loss clinches NFC West for 8-8 Squaks.
CIN 23@DEN(-3) 24: Ben-gals play Santa with 4 TO's & muffed last second PAT. Fum at Den 24 & int at Den 6, kill drives, Int & fum at Cin 36 & 37 result in 2 Bunco TD's. DEN #5 seed, NYJ loss + CIN win = #6 seed.
SD(-4) 20@SEA 17: QB Rivers off again, 10-30 att, but D gets it done, 6 sacks, 2 ints at SD 34 & 26, last second 37 yd TD pass wins it. #1 seed Bolts play like this vs Ravens, they lose.
PHI 23@DAL(-7) 7: Phi, 3rd straight road W vs DIV. Pokes fall to #5 seed with 3 TO's, weak D & no ground game. Garcia Eagles, 426 vs 201 net, 204 vs 83 rush, TOP 37 vs 23. Look out #2 Big Easy & #1 Chitown, #3 seed Eagles are smokin hot.
NYJ 13@MIA(-1) 10: 6-2 road Jets catch Fish in Big D struggle. Muffed punt gives MIA FG, Jets fail on downs at MIA 16. Last second 64 yd screen gets Jets FG to win. NYJ win = #6 seed
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