Tesla or Musk's Clock Is Ticking?
If you don't already know this one...
A person passed away and gets to the Pearly Gates, where he is met by an Archangel.
He is let in and immediately notices a HUGE wall of clocks (think Game of Thrones Ice wall like in magnitude).
The person asks the Angel: "What are those clocks for?"
Angel: "Those are patented Lie Detecting Clocks - each person, dead or alive is assigned a clock and the clock's hands move ONLY when a person tells a lie"
Person: "Whose clock is this one? It stands at 12 sharp"
Angel: "This is Mother Theresa's clock, it never ever moved because she never told a lie!"
Person: "And this one? It shows 12:02"
Angel: "This one is George Washington's Clock - he only lied twice in his life!"
Person: "Wow, Angel, that is fascinating, can you show me Elon Musk's clock? I was so into TSLA (Before I died of old age waiting for it to be profitable..), where is it on the wall?"
Angel: "Son, Ol' Muskie's clock is not on this wall, I keep it on my desk in my office"
Person: "Why?"
Angel: "It works great, as a fan."
Worthy of one of these...
Credit goes to NYer in this comment at Teva: Fiddler Made A Goof?
A person passed away and gets to the Pearly Gates, where he is met by an Archangel.
He is let in and immediately notices a HUGE wall of clocks (think Game of Thrones Ice wall like in magnitude).
The person asks the Angel: "What are those clocks for?"
Angel: "Those are patented Lie Detecting Clocks - each person, dead or alive is assigned a clock and the clock's hands move ONLY when a person tells a lie"
Person: "Whose clock is this one? It stands at 12 sharp"
Angel: "This is Mother Theresa's clock, it never ever moved because she never told a lie!"
Person: "And this one? It shows 12:02"
Angel: "This one is George Washington's Clock - he only lied twice in his life!"
Person: "Wow, Angel, that is fascinating, can you show me Elon Musk's clock? I was so into TSLA (Before I died of old age waiting for it to be profitable..), where is it on the wall?"
Angel: "Son, Ol' Muskie's clock is not on this wall, I keep it on my desk in my office"
Person: "Why?"
Angel: "It works great, as a fan."
Worthy of one of these...
Credit goes to NYer in this comment at Teva: Fiddler Made A Goof?
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