The Tomato Story II
Received from a Naybob of realty, "a contemporary update to the tomato story"... same story ending with...
Five years after the election of 2008, “Ha!” snorts the man. “If I’d had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour. But now, when I cut out my share of what I earn and send the rest into the Federal Entitlement Program, what’s left amounts to making $5.35 an hour. So I should have stayed away from work and at least made minimum wage on the Federal Entitlement Program.
Our nattering retort... Sounds like sour grapes from an elephant... ye reap what ye sow... and deservedly so.
Response: You don’t appreciate intelligent humor. And it’s right on the money, too. A naybob of realty...
Our rant in response... I do appreciate intelligent humor... but I can smell partisan BS a mile away. I hope they tax the shit out of everyone making 250K and up; and the corporate pricks; and the serial flippers and the multiple landlords.
Your elephants are in denial bigtime, During this campaign... I heard the 1st idiocy...
"Everything was fine until the Demos took over the congress 2 years ago..."
Then I heard the 2nd idiocy...
"Obama won't make it through the first term, assassination is imminent."
Then I heard the 3rd idiocy...
"Obama is backed by Muslim terrorists, and we ain't votin for no n*gger..."
The next excuse will be...
"See what happens when you elect a n*gger president? You get a depression..."
All pathetic, lame and convenient untruth's for those in denial, that being the Republican and Religious IDIOTS that voted for the draft dodging fratboy, a coke snorting, alcoholic, Saudi backed, reborn again, airhead and the sh*tbag Republican congress twice. These ignorant fools have out of fear, blindly SHIT on the flag, disgraced this country in the eyes of the world, and ruined the dream for everyone.
Lets thin the herd, kill them all, then let their fake god sort it out later, hopefully there is judgement, so they can all go straight to the hell they so richly deserve... Oh that's right... cancel the above request, as those unamerican, hypocritical, racist bastards are already in their own personal hell in which they can eat shit, with a democratic congress and President, who is half black (so what?) and who is a hundred times smarter and more capable than the illiterate idiot they elected twice or the Manchurian candidate they tried to replace him with.
Not that the Naybob agrees with the Democrats either, as we view them with as much disdain as the Republicans But it does prove, one man's heaven is another man's hell. So like I said, ye reap what ye sow and deservedly so now quit your bitching and do your time... all non Republicans have since 2000... bend over and open wide, its YOUR TURN IN THE TWO HOLED BARREL.
The Tomato Company
Five years after the election of 2008, “Ha!” snorts the man. “If I’d had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour. But now, when I cut out my share of what I earn and send the rest into the Federal Entitlement Program, what’s left amounts to making $5.35 an hour. So I should have stayed away from work and at least made minimum wage on the Federal Entitlement Program.
Our nattering retort... Sounds like sour grapes from an elephant... ye reap what ye sow... and deservedly so.
Response: You don’t appreciate intelligent humor. And it’s right on the money, too. A naybob of realty...
Our rant in response... I do appreciate intelligent humor... but I can smell partisan BS a mile away. I hope they tax the shit out of everyone making 250K and up; and the corporate pricks; and the serial flippers and the multiple landlords.
Your elephants are in denial bigtime, During this campaign... I heard the 1st idiocy...
"Everything was fine until the Demos took over the congress 2 years ago..."
Then I heard the 2nd idiocy...
"Obama won't make it through the first term, assassination is imminent."
Then I heard the 3rd idiocy...
"Obama is backed by Muslim terrorists, and we ain't votin for no n*gger..."
The next excuse will be...
"See what happens when you elect a n*gger president? You get a depression..."
All pathetic, lame and convenient untruth's for those in denial, that being the Republican and Religious IDIOTS that voted for the draft dodging fratboy, a coke snorting, alcoholic, Saudi backed, reborn again, airhead and the sh*tbag Republican congress twice. These ignorant fools have out of fear, blindly SHIT on the flag, disgraced this country in the eyes of the world, and ruined the dream for everyone.
Lets thin the herd, kill them all, then let their fake god sort it out later, hopefully there is judgement, so they can all go straight to the hell they so richly deserve... Oh that's right... cancel the above request, as those unamerican, hypocritical, racist bastards are already in their own personal hell in which they can eat shit, with a democratic congress and President, who is half black (so what?) and who is a hundred times smarter and more capable than the illiterate idiot they elected twice or the Manchurian candidate they tried to replace him with.
Not that the Naybob agrees with the Democrats either, as we view them with as much disdain as the Republicans But it does prove, one man's heaven is another man's hell. So like I said, ye reap what ye sow and deservedly so now quit your bitching and do your time... all non Republicans have since 2000... bend over and open wide, its YOUR TURN IN THE TWO HOLED BARREL.
The Tomato Company
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