Predictive Text and Spellcheckers
One fine sunny day, Bob receives an email from his next door neighbor, Alan :-
Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll be glad to pay you. Regards, Alan.
Bob's Reaction...
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his loaded Smith and Wesson revolver, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. then stormed across the front yard, knocked on Alan's door and unloaded the remaining three slugs into his neighbor Alan, leaving him dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Bob took out his smart phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his now deceased neighbor, Alan:-
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my "predictive text" changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.
DOH! Predictive text and spellcheckers, gotta love em.
Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll be glad to pay you. Regards, Alan.
Bob's Reaction...
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his loaded Smith and Wesson revolver, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. then stormed across the front yard, knocked on Alan's door and unloaded the remaining three slugs into his neighbor Alan, leaving him dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Bob took out his smart phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his now deceased neighbor, Alan:-
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my "predictive text" changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.
DOH! Predictive text and spellcheckers, gotta love em.
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