How To Poop On A Date?

Back after a brief bathroom break, once again it's "in the Toilet Thursday" or "Thursday's in the Loo".  Our last episode The Best Thing To Happen To Pooping, Since Your Butt, laid down a historical perspective.  

This week in How To Poop on a Date? we are graced with a delicate shituation: when your finally back at her place, snuggling in for a little "brown chicken brown cow" and you get hit with "Love Potion #2".  Oh what to do...