Trump Makes America Covfefe?

Once again, not to be mistaken for Tuesday's With Morrie, it's time for Tuesdays With Trump...

Twitin Chief?

POTUS utilized demographics and social media in getting elected. POTUS daily tweets, ranging from talking down the dollar to lumber tariffs, have had demonstrable market affect and effect.

From POTUS Tweet on May 31 at 12:06 a.m

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" 

Deleted several hours later and followed at 6AM by...

“Who could figure out the true meaning of covfefe? Enjoy!"

POTUS tweets with forked tongue or is this true trolling genius?  There is no surprise that some Trump supporters erroneously thought Covfefe meant in Arabic "I will stand up" to the Kabul car bombers.

"I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant" - Sean Spicer

Following phonetically for those who might butcher the French language in more ways than one, "Coup de fe" means gunshot, and "Coup d'état" also called Coup means.... 

the sudden, violent overthrow of an existing government by a small group. The chief prerequisite for a coup is control of all or part of the armed forces, the police, and other military elements.

Apropos, with the aid of Russian hackers and Putin's backing, if the shoe fits? But no, these French expressions are a stretch for the individual Tweeting, as well as improper for the context used. 

The word "coverage" might fit the context, however, the keystrokes necessary and probable resulting typos are not a fit. Besides how do you get from "e-rage" to "fefe"? Perhaps the family poodle waters your I-Phone?

"the Trump administration advised the national security staff to keep their briefings and papers down to a single page, and to fill them with lots of graphs and charts and maps (so Donald doesn’t have to worry with all that reading nonsense.)" - TROF

As we're dealing with simple minds attempting to process complex concepts, forget twittering little fingers and tiny hands, stick to the basics, phonetic as in spoken into the microphone. Putting an end to this once and for all.... 

On May 31st at 12:06 a.m, we can somehow hear the following being uttered into a microphone in a very distinct yet not unlike, Christopher Walken's Queens accent: 

Tis-bite da konz-tent nigga-tif purr-ess kev-fefel, [pause] yah o sum f*ckin ting like dat, ya no [tinks itz otay ta hit send]. 

what voice to text delivered....

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" 

what POTUS meant...

"Despite the constant negative press ker·fuf·fle"    

noun BRITISH informal - a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views. alt. Curfuffle  (kərˈfəfəl)    

Yes, much like French expressionism, we are painfully aware that kerfuffle is probably outside the scope of the individual Tweeting.

The True Meaning of Covfefe?

Figuring out what word Trump-a-Doodle wanted to tweet is not the point... The real problem, however, is not Trump, but the American public that lives in a state of covfefe... a mindless confusion with no coherent idea of what is wrong or the real threats facing us. Americans have to accept the blame.

In closing, Trump and his team, and possibly Putin's, realized that state of confusion exists, and exploited it to their advantage. Kudo's and to the victor go the spoils.  Once again utilizing the Mastercard "priceless" theme...

No surprise that what is confused for 2nd estate (nobility) by some, and now attempts to lead the "free" world, can't spell, needs speech to text, and visual aids in the form of one page pictograms, price 5 demerits. 

Trump managed to get elected POTUS in part, by utilizing social media to galvanize the disaffected. Predictably baffling the 3rd estate (commoners), price 10 demerits. 

Ultimate irony, "Covfefe Kerfuffle" was used as a title by CNBC, NPR and Business Insider. Humiliating a supposedly intelligent, educated and erudite 4th estate (press, MSM) with 3rd grade spelling skills and voice to text, price 15 demerits.

Getting both a hook in mouth press and insular public to think this is a "thing" or "mystery" which no one can figure out, and has now taken on a meme and life of its own, is very 1st estate (clergy) like indeed, price 20 demerits.

"In fact, covfefe is a perfect term to describe the modus operandi of all of our Charlatans including Trump, Garcetti, the California courts, Obama, Clinton, etc. It’s a meaningless, incoherent non-word which leaves the public befuddled and impotent." - Richard Lee Abrams

At the end of the day, Trump does not make America covfefe, American's do and they apparently work damn hard at it. Finally, once again proving Joseph de Maistre correct, as it was he who wrote in 1811: 

"Every nation gets the government it deserves." 

Priceless and Out.