More Hell Toupee Bear?

Once again, not to be mistaken for Tuesday's With Morrie, it's Tuesdays With Trump...

Not to be outdone by Hell Toupee Bear?  Now anyone can literally wrap themselves in the flag with the new Trumpy Bear, great for all American holidays.  Replete with official website fine print: 
No endorsement is implied or granted. Hat is not included and not offered for sale. Trumpy has a zippered neck where the blanket is stored.... We are not shipping non-U.S at this time, sorry.
No endorsement implied? No hat, no cattle? A zippered neck? (where perhaps the Russia tapes are stored?) Non US sales? Trumpy bear will even make American industry great again? 

The Nattering One thought this too was a joke video, but NOOOOO!!!! You just can't make flag waving, jingoistic, nationalist tripe like this up.

One can suspect that Trumpy might be the cuddly bear with the flippin hair, that will not only make US great again, but also leave an ignorant electorate and future generations with... hell toupée?

  

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