2018 NFL Week 7 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
After 6 weeks and 93 games: The public leader is Christopher 8124 at 54-34. "Expert" leaders tied at 57-31; Ben Volin - Boston Globe and The Athletic's Vic Tafur.
FYI, the Five Thirty Eight computer simulation model is 48-34. By our shopped spread at 46-46-1, we are incredibly still only 8 behind the public and 11 behind the "expert"???
YTD 46-46- 1 49%; Locks 12-17- 1 40%;12.5 pts
YTD Locks are PU Pathetic. Silver lining? At least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... because this week home is where the heart is?
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Bye: GB, OAK, PIT, SEA
TNF
DEN @ ARZ +2.5 Must flee TV? Mr. Ed's 0-2 away, 4 in a row L Buncos visit 1-5, 0-3 in Desert Rose-n's. Two words: Why? and painful, to watch that is
UBER EARLY
LAC -3 @ TEN LOCK One up Wembley? Out do the hapless Retread Chucky Traitors? Can't buy a TD, matador O-line, B2BL Marriott-A Tuxes get set on fire by Trip W Lightning Bolts
EARLY
NE -2.5 @ CHI LOCK Sorry Ma'am No Fish Today? Off bad fishing trip, 2-0 as host Mack Daddy Paddingtons get 0-2 away freshly Chef served Trip W Minutemen
CLE @ TB -1.5 Bigger bubble? Trip L Ex Fitzmagic Buc's get freshly popped 0-2 away Baker Brownies
DET @ MIA +3 LOCK Cat fishing? Post Bear hunt 3-0 in tank Fish host off BYE found 0-2 on road Patty Cats
CAR @ PHI -3 Pantsed again? TNF Cheese Wentzles host 0-2 on road fresh Skin tight Pants
BUF +9.5 @ IND Derek and the Buffaloes? Lost 4th Reich Dolts 0-2 as host get the 1-3 away lost herd
CIN @ KC -5 LOCK Bigger post L letdown? Post Minuteman servicing Chefs host freshly "picked" Gals
MIN -3 @ NYJ Trip W's for 1? 2-1 in Jersey Darn-old Sam Stampeding Yets host flyin Norsemen Cousins
HOU @ JAX -3 Divergence? Clobbered by Jerry's Kids, B2B + 3 of 4 L Shags host div rival Trip W Texans
LATE
NO @ BAL +1 Who Dat Overrated? 2-0 as host Flacc-O-Birds get 2-0 away, 7-2 off BYE Quad W Saints
DAL @ WAS PK Capital Offense? Fresh off Skin tight Pants, Mr Smith in Washington hosts found 0-3 on road post Shag-ing like McGregor Pokes
SNF
LAR @ SF +12.5 LOCK Jimmyless MNF Niners host perfect but can't cover last 2 weeks on road, div rival Gurley Rams.
MNF
NYG +7 @ ATL TNF Book of Eli should be traded to Shags fly to bird coop
Pick
After 6 weeks and 93 games: The public leader is Christopher 8124 at 54-34. "Expert" leaders tied at 57-31; Ben Volin - Boston Globe and The Athletic's Vic Tafur.
FYI, the Five Thirty Eight computer simulation model is 48-34. By our shopped spread at 46-46-1, we are incredibly still only 8 behind the public and 11 behind the "expert"???
YTD 46-46- 1 49%; Locks 12-17- 1 40%;12.5 pts
YTD Locks are PU Pathetic. Silver lining? At least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Bye: GB, OAK, PIT, SEA
TNF
DEN @ ARZ +2.5 Must flee TV? Mr. Ed's 0-2 away, 4 in a row L Buncos visit 1-5, 0-3 in Desert Rose-n's. Two words: Why? and painful, to watch that is
UBER EARLY
LAC -3 @ TEN LOCK One up Wembley? Out do the hapless Retread Chucky Traitors? Can't buy a TD, matador O-line, B2BL Marriott-A Tuxes get set on fire by Trip W Lightning Bolts
EARLY
NE -2.5 @ CHI LOCK Sorry Ma'am No Fish Today? Off bad fishing trip, 2-0 as host Mack Daddy Paddingtons get 0-2 away freshly Chef served Trip W Minutemen
CLE @ TB -1.5 Bigger bubble? Trip L Ex Fitzmagic Buc's get freshly popped 0-2 away Baker Brownies
DET @ MIA +3 LOCK Cat fishing? Post Bear hunt 3-0 in tank Fish host off BYE found 0-2 on road Patty Cats
CAR @ PHI -3 Pantsed again? TNF Cheese Wentzles host 0-2 on road fresh Skin tight Pants
BUF +9.5 @ IND Derek and the Buffaloes? Lost 4th Reich Dolts 0-2 as host get the 1-3 away lost herd
CIN @ KC -5 LOCK Bigger post L letdown? Post Minuteman servicing Chefs host freshly "picked" Gals
MIN -3 @ NYJ Trip W's for 1? 2-1 in Jersey Darn-old Sam Stampeding Yets host flyin Norsemen Cousins
HOU @ JAX -3 Divergence? Clobbered by Jerry's Kids, B2B + 3 of 4 L Shags host div rival Trip W Texans
LATE
NO @ BAL +1 Who Dat Overrated? 2-0 as host Flacc-O-Birds get 2-0 away, 7-2 off BYE Quad W Saints
DAL @ WAS PK Capital Offense? Fresh off Skin tight Pants, Mr Smith in Washington hosts found 0-3 on road post Shag-ing like McGregor Pokes
SNF
LAR @ SF +12.5 LOCK Jimmyless MNF Niners host perfect but can't cover last 2 weeks on road, div rival Gurley Rams.
MNF
NYG +7 @ ATL TNF Book of Eli should be traded to Shags fly to bird coop
Pick
Fav H4 R3
Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Dog H5 R2
Home 9; Road 5Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
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