A Brief History Of Jorts?

Market Notes Dateline 06/19 - We Nattered - Did Draghi set a trap?  Powell delivered as the word "patient" was excised.  As expected, USD declined, bonds continued their bid, NDX futures popped to 7711, then ran out of gas till an overnight jump to 7820.  Moving West...

They say that jorts are the above ground pool of the swimwear world. We’d like to say they can be more like your highly inappropriate, mulleted uncle. But I digress.

Following up on Sarong Gone Wrong?  Once again it's "Flush it Thursday"... and this week we are taking a major shift.

Introducing the “Second Only To Skinny Dipping” Swim brief collection by Shinesty, where women will do everything in their power to make sure chore season lasts forever?

In the land of yard work, the man with the right to tools is king. But in the time of chore season, the man with a highly seductive swim brief is God?

So please sh*t back and relax with week's offering... A Brief History Of Jorts?  Join the bowel movement by sharing this story.




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