NFL Week 13 Results
Our worst week of the season ATS 5-10-1, SU 7-9. YTD ATS 87-82-7, SU: 111-65. BYE: NONE.
BAL (+3) 7@ CIN 13: When Ravens can't run, they lose, net rush yds 89 vs 67. Missed FG & turnover on downs at Cin 11 yd line cost Ravens. Ben-gals on a roll, a wild card?
X SD 24@BUF(+6) 21: Bowl Bound Bolts, LT runs 197 vs 63, TOP 35 vs 25, Merriman D gets 4 TO's. 2 Bolt fumbles & long punt ret keep Bison close.
X MIN 13@CHI(-9) 23: 5 TO's per team, Bears lose TOP 40 vs 20, 6 1st downs, 107 net yds, 24 pass yds. 16 Bear points on 45 yd punt ret TD, 54 yd int ret TD, safety. Sloppy Bears will not survive playoffs.
KC(-4) 28@CLE 31: Chefs fail merit test, blow 28-14 lead in 4Q on defensive collapse, lose in OT.
X NYJ(+1) 38@GB 10: Jets needed it and their D got it with 3 TO's, 2 converted for TD's. Jets wild card?
DET 21@NE(-13) 28: Shadow of former self Pats feast on hapless Kats charity, 5 Lion TO's & inability to convert 4 FG's give Pats a 4Q comeback victory. Lack of ground game will force Pats early playoff exit.
SF(+7) 10@NO 34: Saints air out 9ers, TOP 37 vs 23, D got 3 ints. 9er ground game 15 atts 57 net & 10 1st downs. Next week a real test vs Parcell's Pokes.
ARZ 34@STL(-6) 20: Lambs get Green Card massage without happy ending. 394 vs 316 net Rams, 3 ints, 2 converted for TD's & 2 red zone failures earn home loss.
X IND 17@TEN(+7.5) 20: 5-2 Tuxedos win on last second 60 yd FG & ground game, 219 vs 100 rush yds. Missed FG & 2 ints kill Phony Ponies. Colts can't run or defend run, hasty playoff exit coming.
ATL 24@WAS(+1) 14: Skins dominate Birds & blow early 14-0 lead, 2 ints & missed FG cost.
JAX 24@MIA(+1) 10: Schizo Jags win road game on ground 150 vs 68. 2 Fish ints & missed FG cost.
HOU 23@OAK(-3) 14: The Ineptitude Bowl, Traitors give Xmas gift to -5 yd pass, 124 net yd, 10 1st down Texans. Santa is 5 TO's, 3 missed FG's, 87 yd KO ret, 58 yd punt ret and 58 yd fum ret TD.
PUSH DAL(-3) 23@NYG 20: Bowl Bound Tony Romo's "Rib House" Boys & Parcell's Poke's Salad break 0-4 Gmens backs on last second FG. 1 drive killing int & missed FG make this close. Next victim Da Big Easy.
X TB 3@PIT(-7) 20: Steelers shine on Chuckie & Da Bucs getting 4 loss tackles, 5 sacks & 4 TO's. 2 ints converted for TD's.
SEA 23@DEN(-4) 20: 0-3 Buncos tried new QB "Cutler-y" on Squaks. 25 yd int ret TD & 5 TO's help birds fly away from Mile High with lucky win. Next week Bolts turn out lights.
CAR(-3) 24@PHI 27: Schizo Panthers off again, 2 key ints & inability to close in 4Q earn another loss. Unlike last year, this team will not be a playoff force.
BAL (+3) 7@ CIN 13: When Ravens can't run, they lose, net rush yds 89 vs 67. Missed FG & turnover on downs at Cin 11 yd line cost Ravens. Ben-gals on a roll, a wild card?
X SD 24@BUF(+6) 21: Bowl Bound Bolts, LT runs 197 vs 63, TOP 35 vs 25, Merriman D gets 4 TO's. 2 Bolt fumbles & long punt ret keep Bison close.
X MIN 13@CHI(-9) 23: 5 TO's per team, Bears lose TOP 40 vs 20, 6 1st downs, 107 net yds, 24 pass yds. 16 Bear points on 45 yd punt ret TD, 54 yd int ret TD, safety. Sloppy Bears will not survive playoffs.
KC(-4) 28@CLE 31: Chefs fail merit test, blow 28-14 lead in 4Q on defensive collapse, lose in OT.
X NYJ(+1) 38@GB 10: Jets needed it and their D got it with 3 TO's, 2 converted for TD's. Jets wild card?
DET 21@NE(-13) 28: Shadow of former self Pats feast on hapless Kats charity, 5 Lion TO's & inability to convert 4 FG's give Pats a 4Q comeback victory. Lack of ground game will force Pats early playoff exit.
SF(+7) 10@NO 34: Saints air out 9ers, TOP 37 vs 23, D got 3 ints. 9er ground game 15 atts 57 net & 10 1st downs. Next week a real test vs Parcell's Pokes.
ARZ 34@STL(-6) 20: Lambs get Green Card massage without happy ending. 394 vs 316 net Rams, 3 ints, 2 converted for TD's & 2 red zone failures earn home loss.
X IND 17@TEN(+7.5) 20: 5-2 Tuxedos win on last second 60 yd FG & ground game, 219 vs 100 rush yds. Missed FG & 2 ints kill Phony Ponies. Colts can't run or defend run, hasty playoff exit coming.
ATL 24@WAS(+1) 14: Skins dominate Birds & blow early 14-0 lead, 2 ints & missed FG cost.
JAX 24@MIA(+1) 10: Schizo Jags win road game on ground 150 vs 68. 2 Fish ints & missed FG cost.
HOU 23@OAK(-3) 14: The Ineptitude Bowl, Traitors give Xmas gift to -5 yd pass, 124 net yd, 10 1st down Texans. Santa is 5 TO's, 3 missed FG's, 87 yd KO ret, 58 yd punt ret and 58 yd fum ret TD.
PUSH DAL(-3) 23@NYG 20: Bowl Bound Tony Romo's "Rib House" Boys & Parcell's Poke's Salad break 0-4 Gmens backs on last second FG. 1 drive killing int & missed FG make this close. Next victim Da Big Easy.
X TB 3@PIT(-7) 20: Steelers shine on Chuckie & Da Bucs getting 4 loss tackles, 5 sacks & 4 TO's. 2 ints converted for TD's.
SEA 23@DEN(-4) 20: 0-3 Buncos tried new QB "Cutler-y" on Squaks. 25 yd int ret TD & 5 TO's help birds fly away from Mile High with lucky win. Next week Bolts turn out lights.
CAR(-3) 24@PHI 27: Schizo Panthers off again, 2 key ints & inability to close in 4Q earn another loss. Unlike last year, this team will not be a playoff force.
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