2017 NFL Week 16 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that content down loading time to good use?
A brief review of week 15. How did we do? 10-6, not bad and hoping to close out the regular season on a high note.
Our consistency or lack thereof can be witnessed in weeks where we picked above .500 , at .500, or worse yet sub .500. At 9-2-4 respectively for all games and our lox, YTD we have "chosen wisely", at .500 or better 73% of the time.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
SATNF
IND @ BAL -10 4-1 Needy Poes 10D gets fed early Xmas meal in form of TNF 5L, 1-8, 1-6 road Dolts 31O + D. Early line gift?
MIN -7.5 @ GB Defensive Norsemen get after Hundley Pack. Recall Wk5 23-10 collar-boning at div rival? D-less GB D TOP, Plys, Yds, Pts, 3DC, RZ, all 30-32nd. Home L diff 9,13,23
Early
DET PK @ CIN B2BW Motor City Kitties road 5-2, banged up Oline, must win. 3L Clueless Lewis Gals 32 in beaucoup stats. Mixon, Dre, Burfict in.
LAC @ NYJ +10.5 Petty Coat Yets 4-3 H, L's NE, ATL, CAR diff 7,5,8. Road Bolts 3-4 O-line banged up, RZ27, Barksdale, Okung? RushD30 DL Perryman, Liuget out
LAR -3 @ TEN B2BL 2-3 Tuxes D RZ7, 3DC6, 25Pass. Post Gull stomping fav 18-34 ATS, both need it, early line bird go cheap
CLE @ CHI -6 Hue Stains last hope 4W. O 3DC30, RZ O26, D30. 1-6 Chairs 2-5 H, ruin a perfect thing? O yds 30, RZ D5 O6. Lesser of 2 evils?
TB @ CAR -9 Post Rodgers pantsing must win, look past to Dirty Birds? 4L, 2-9, 1-6 road, MNF Bucs recall Wk8 17-3 home L to div rival? D: 3DC32, Drive Yds32, Pts30
ATL @ NO -4.5 Pivotal gm. MNF Birds Drive D: Pls32, TOP32, Yds25. O: 1, 1, 1, 3DC1. Halos recall 20-17 L to div rival? Since Wk6 163avg run, ex Birds sans Kamara 50.
DEN +5 @ WAS Mr. Ed's B2BW TNF Buncos bring D to DC, 3DC2, RZ 29D, 30O due to TO's. D-less Skins vanishing O: 25RunO, 3DC29, lst 2 210avg
MIA @ KC -8 2-6 Fins lst wk -3TOM, prior 2W's got +5TO's. RZD32, O3DC31, TOM-11, O28. In B2B Clutch W's Chefs got +7TO's, RZO28, D3DC25, TOM+12, D28, W clinches
BUF +13.5 @ NE B2BW Buffs recall Wk13 23-3 home L to div rival? Tyrod rendered ineffective on 1st play injury. Post Pit SNF Pats must win out 2 clinch 1 seed.
Late
JAX @ SF +5.5 Must win 4 7-1 Shags 3D, 1 scoring%, run 19, YPC 29. 4-1 Jimmy G9ers Trip W's 15FG, 3TD, must pass 2 establish run + convert in RZ29
NYG +7 @ ARZ 4L post Philly 504net Eli Gmen, 30O, 32D. 2-2 Back to Stanton Cards O27, RZ32, 3DC25, D7 last 4 ex-Rams 214yds avg
SEA +5.5 @ DAL B2BL Ram-med Squawks O TOP31, plys28 vs Poke D TOP26, plys30, 3DC31. W+W in, Pokes Son of Buzzi back, Tyron-less? Both finish outside
MNF
PIT @ HOU +11 Post 45-7 4L Texans, Lst 2: D440yds avg. vs Riveters O480. Must win post NE SNF Shazier + Brown-less RZ: O25 D26. Ex BAL, road diff 3,6,5,3,3
OAK +10.5 @ PHI B2BL Traitors D lst 2 370avg. Birds of Prey O @ Gmen 341. W clinches 1 seed
Resources
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
A brief review of week 15. How did we do? 10-6, not bad and hoping to close out the regular season on a high note.
Our consistency or lack thereof can be witnessed in weeks where we picked above .500 , at .500, or worse yet sub .500. At 9-2-4 respectively for all games and our lox, YTD we have "chosen wisely", at .500 or better 73% of the time.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
SATNF
IND @ BAL -10 4-1 Needy Poes 10D gets fed early Xmas meal in form of TNF 5L, 1-8, 1-6 road Dolts 31O + D. Early line gift?
MIN -7.5 @ GB Defensive Norsemen get after Hundley Pack. Recall Wk5 23-10 collar-boning at div rival? D-less GB D TOP, Plys, Yds, Pts, 3DC, RZ, all 30-32nd. Home L diff 9,13,23
Early
DET PK @ CIN B2BW Motor City Kitties road 5-2, banged up Oline, must win. 3L Clueless Lewis Gals 32 in beaucoup stats. Mixon, Dre, Burfict in.
LAC @ NYJ +10.5 Petty Coat Yets 4-3 H, L's NE, ATL, CAR diff 7,5,8. Road Bolts 3-4 O-line banged up, RZ27, Barksdale, Okung? RushD30 DL Perryman, Liuget out
LAR -3 @ TEN B2BL 2-3 Tuxes D RZ7, 3DC6, 25Pass. Post Gull stomping fav 18-34 ATS, both need it, early line bird go cheap
CLE @ CHI -6 Hue Stains last hope 4W. O 3DC30, RZ O26, D30. 1-6 Chairs 2-5 H, ruin a perfect thing? O yds 30, RZ D5 O6. Lesser of 2 evils?
TB @ CAR -9 Post Rodgers pantsing must win, look past to Dirty Birds? 4L, 2-9, 1-6 road, MNF Bucs recall Wk8 17-3 home L to div rival? D: 3DC32, Drive Yds32, Pts30
ATL @ NO -4.5 Pivotal gm. MNF Birds Drive D: Pls32, TOP32, Yds25. O: 1, 1, 1, 3DC1. Halos recall 20-17 L to div rival? Since Wk6 163avg run, ex Birds sans Kamara 50.
DEN +5 @ WAS Mr. Ed's B2BW TNF Buncos bring D to DC, 3DC2, RZ 29D, 30O due to TO's. D-less Skins vanishing O: 25RunO, 3DC29, lst 2 210avg
MIA @ KC -8 2-6 Fins lst wk -3TOM, prior 2W's got +5TO's. RZD32, O3DC31, TOM-11, O28. In B2B Clutch W's Chefs got +7TO's, RZO28, D3DC25, TOM+12, D28, W clinches
BUF +13.5 @ NE B2BW Buffs recall Wk13 23-3 home L to div rival? Tyrod rendered ineffective on 1st play injury. Post Pit SNF Pats must win out 2 clinch 1 seed.
Late
JAX @ SF +5.5 Must win 4 7-1 Shags 3D, 1 scoring%, run 19, YPC 29. 4-1 Jimmy G9ers Trip W's 15FG, 3TD, must pass 2 establish run + convert in RZ29
NYG +7 @ ARZ 4L post Philly 504net Eli Gmen, 30O, 32D. 2-2 Back to Stanton Cards O27, RZ32, 3DC25, D7 last 4 ex-Rams 214yds avg
SEA +5.5 @ DAL B2BL Ram-med Squawks O TOP31, plys28 vs Poke D TOP26, plys30, 3DC31. W+W in, Pokes Son of Buzzi back, Tyron-less? Both finish outside
MNF
PIT @ HOU +11 Post 45-7 4L Texans, Lst 2: D440yds avg. vs Riveters O480. Must win post NE SNF Shazier + Brown-less RZ: O25 D26. Ex BAL, road diff 3,6,5,3,3
OAK +10.5 @ PHI B2BL Traitors D lst 2 370avg. Birds of Prey O @ Gmen 341. W clinches 1 seed
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, he is the manager of the Westgate Super Book.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
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