2018 NFL Week 5 ATS Result
Home teams and dogs asserted themselves, public money ATS getting horse whipped again...
Week 1: 5-10-1
Week 2: 3-13
Week 3: 6-10
Week 4: 8- 7
Week 5: 6- 9
YTD 28-49-1 and the beat goes on, moving West...this week we have a theme, WTF?
Week 5: Winners underlined in BOLD, PUSH noted.
BYE: CHI, TB
TNF
IND 24 @ 38 NE -8 Reborn Minutemen ride Dolts (1-4 Trip L) and put them away wet.
Early
BAL 9 @ 12 CLE +3.5 Could be 5-0? Mayfield's Bad Luck Browns give Flacco the Bird.
JAX 14 @ 30 KC -2.5 LOCK Perfect Chefs get Bortle's benefit and serve yet another notice, next week AFC Title preview?
TEN -3 12 @ 13 BUF Gemini like Titans, beat Shags and Eagles, then get Joshed?
NYG 31 @ 33 CAR -5.5 LOCK Eli damned as lackluster Pants squeak out win on bad spotting zebras and 64yd FG.
DEN 16 @ 34 NYJ +1 Trip L Buncos trampled under foot (323 rush yds) by Darn-Old Sam's Yets.
ATL +4 17 @ 41 PIT No-Bell Prize winner Riveters feast on Trip L 1-4 Dead Bird carrion.
MIA 17 @ 27 CIN -4 LOCK Go fish? Fashionably late Gals show up with 27 unanswered pts.
GB 23 @ 31 DET +2 Pack hold thematic benefit concert for up 24 zip Patty Cats featuring: 1 for 6, Jones Without 13 and Crosby Skills Gnash Fun... here's a clip.
Moving West...
Late
OAK +7.5 10 @ 26 LAC LOCK Over 51? Diego Border Defectors benefactors of Gruden's ignorance of Carroll's WOAT SB idiocy.
ARZ 28 @ 18 SF -2.5 Deserter Rosen snap 0-4 streak on Trip L Phony Niners
MIN +3.5 23 @ 21 PHI Norsemen snap 0-2 streak on 2-3 Pedestrian Cheese Wentzles
LAR -6.5 33 @ 31 SEA LOCK Under 50.5? Perfect Gurley Rams dodge squawk droppings.
SNF
DAL +4.5 16 @ 19 HOU Painful to watch these two teams, Garreted Pokes now 0-3 away.
MNF
WAS +7 19 @ 43 NO Over 51? Brees sets all time yd record in blowout of Smith DC Dead Skins.
Pick
Result
Week 1 7- 8- 1 44%; Locks 3- 1- 1 60%; 3.5 pts
Week 2 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 3- 2- 0 60%; 3.0 pts
Week 3 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
Week 4 9- 6- 0 60%; Locks 1- 4- 0 20%; 1.0 pts
Week 5 8- 7- 0 53%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
YTD 38-39- 1 49%; Locks 11-13- 1 44%;11.5 pts
YTD Locks are PU Pathetic. Silver lining? At least we crawled above 50% B2B and can smell the 50% line YTD? More to come, stay tuned, no flippin. Closing out on our theme...
Apparently nothing was learned from ten years in the announcers booth? But that's why they get the big bucks and moi is just another MMQB?
Disclaimer
Week 1: 5-10-1
Week 2: 3-13
Week 3: 6-10
Week 4: 8- 7
Week 5: 6- 9
YTD 28-49-1 and the beat goes on, moving West...this week we have a theme, WTF?
Week 5: Winners underlined in BOLD, PUSH noted.
BYE: CHI, TB
TNF
IND 24 @ 38 NE -8 Reborn Minutemen ride Dolts (1-4 Trip L) and put them away wet.
Early
BAL 9 @ 12 CLE +3.5 Could be 5-0? Mayfield's Bad Luck Browns give Flacco the Bird.
JAX 14 @ 30 KC -2.5 LOCK Perfect Chefs get Bortle's benefit and serve yet another notice, next week AFC Title preview?
TEN -3 12 @ 13 BUF Gemini like Titans, beat Shags and Eagles, then get Joshed?
NYG 31 @ 33 CAR -5.5 LOCK Eli damned as lackluster Pants squeak out win on bad spotting zebras and 64yd FG.
DEN 16 @ 34 NYJ +1 Trip L Buncos trampled under foot (323 rush yds) by Darn-Old Sam's Yets.
ATL +4 17 @ 41 PIT No-Bell Prize winner Riveters feast on Trip L 1-4 Dead Bird carrion.
MIA 17 @ 27 CIN -4 LOCK Go fish? Fashionably late Gals show up with 27 unanswered pts.
GB 23 @ 31 DET +2 Pack hold thematic benefit concert for up 24 zip Patty Cats featuring: 1 for 6, Jones Without 13 and Crosby Skills Gnash Fun... here's a clip.
Moving West...
Late
OAK +7.5 10 @ 26 LAC LOCK Over 51? Diego Border Defectors benefactors of Gruden's ignorance of Carroll's WOAT SB idiocy.
ARZ 28 @ 18 SF -2.5 Deserter Rosen snap 0-4 streak on Trip L Phony Niners
MIN +3.5 23 @ 21 PHI Norsemen snap 0-2 streak on 2-3 Pedestrian Cheese Wentzles
LAR -6.5 33 @ 31 SEA LOCK Under 50.5? Perfect Gurley Rams dodge squawk droppings.
SNF
DAL +4.5 16 @ 19 HOU Painful to watch these two teams, Garreted Pokes now 0-3 away.
MNF
WAS +7 19 @ 43 NO Over 51? Brees sets all time yd record in blowout of Smith DC Dead Skins.
Pick
Fav H5 R2
Dog H3 R5
Dog H3 R5
Home 8; Road 7
Result
Fav H6 R0
Dog H5 R4
Home 11; Road 4
Dog H5 R4
Home 11; Road 4
Week 1 7- 8- 1 44%; Locks 3- 1- 1 60%; 3.5 pts
Week 2 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 3- 2- 0 60%; 3.0 pts
Week 3 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
Week 4 9- 6- 0 60%; Locks 1- 4- 0 20%; 1.0 pts
Week 5 8- 7- 0 53%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
YTD 38-39- 1 49%; Locks 11-13- 1 44%;11.5 pts
YTD Locks are PU Pathetic. Silver lining? At least we crawled above 50% B2B and can smell the 50% line YTD? More to come, stay tuned, no flippin. Closing out on our theme...
"There's no we'll be on the 1 yard line and I won't give it to Marshawn, I'll throw it." 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0yhqrWEFWT— Raiders on NBCS (@NBCSRaiders) June 23, 2017
Apparently nothing was learned from ten years in the announcers booth? But that's why they get the big bucks and moi is just another MMQB?
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