2018 NFL Week 5 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo (a day late), it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
Week 1 7- 8- 1 44%; Locks 3- 1- 1 60%; 3.5 pts
Week 2 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 3- 2- 0 60%; 3.0 pts
Week 3 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
Week 4 9- 6- 0 60%; Locks 1- 4- 0 20%; 1.0 pts
YTD 30-32- 1 48%; Locks 9- 10- 1 53%; 9.5 pts
Week 1 7- 8- 1 44%; Locks 3- 1- 1 60%; 3.5 pts
Week 2 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 3- 2- 0 60%; 3.0 pts
Week 3 7- 9- 0 44%; Locks 2- 3- 0 40%; 2.0 pts
Week 4 9- 6- 0 60%; Locks 1- 4- 0 20%; 1.0 pts
YTD 30-32- 1 48%; Locks 9- 10- 1 53%; 9.5 pts
At least we went positive for a week? Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
BYE: CHI, TB
TNF (Pick made in last nights post)
IND 24 @ 38 NE -8 Rebound 2-2 Minutemen host 1-3 B2B L Dolts
Early
BAL @ CLE +3.5 Tough luck Mayfield Browns host div rival 3-1 Flac-co Birds
JAX @ KC -2.5 LOCK Perfect MNF Chefs host 3-1 Shags in AFC Title Game Preview?
TEN -3 @ BUF Joshing Buffy's coming off schizo road split host 0-1 away Trip W Tuxes
NYG @ CAR -5.5 LOCK Off BYE 2-1 Pants host GI-ANTS aka Gotham Military Insects
DEN @ NYJ +1 B2B L MNF Buncos fly to Darn-Old Sam's Trip L Jersey Yets
ATL +4 @ PIT B2B Home L Birds fly to 0-2 at Heinz, freshly Flac-coed No-Bell Prize winner Riveters
GB @ DET +2 Patty Cake Cats host div rival 0-1 away bickering McCarthy Rodgers Pack
MIA @ CIN -4 LOCK Augmented 3-1 Tiger Gals fish for freshly filleted 3-1 Fins
Late
OAK +7.5 @ LAC LOCK No D here, Diego Defectors host div rival Chucky Traitors, OVER 51
ARZ @ SF -2.5 Jimmyless B2BL Niners host perfect 0-4 div rival Zona Deserters
MIN +3.5 @ PHI NFC Title rematch. TNF 1-2-1 B2B L Vikes visit 2-2 Cheese Wentzles
LAR -6.5 @ SEA LOCK Perfect TNF Rams visit lucky to be 2-2 Boom-less div rival Squawks UNDER 50.5
SNF
DAL +4.5 @ HOU Thanking GFI Reich to be 1-3 Texans host 0-2 away one trick pony Jerry's Kids
MNF
WAS +7 @ NO No D here, Redeemed Halos host off BYE Smith DC Dead Skins, OVER 51
Pick
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
BYE: CHI, TB
TNF (Pick made in last nights post)
IND 24 @ 38 NE -8 Rebound 2-2 Minutemen host 1-3 B2B L Dolts
Early
BAL @ CLE +3.5 Tough luck Mayfield Browns host div rival 3-1 Flac-co Birds
JAX @ KC -2.5 LOCK Perfect MNF Chefs host 3-1 Shags in AFC Title Game Preview?
TEN -3 @ BUF Joshing Buffy's coming off schizo road split host 0-1 away Trip W Tuxes
NYG @ CAR -5.5 LOCK Off BYE 2-1 Pants host GI-ANTS aka Gotham Military Insects
DEN @ NYJ +1 B2B L MNF Buncos fly to Darn-Old Sam's Trip L Jersey Yets
ATL +4 @ PIT B2B Home L Birds fly to 0-2 at Heinz, freshly Flac-coed No-Bell Prize winner Riveters
GB @ DET +2 Patty Cake Cats host div rival 0-1 away bickering McCarthy Rodgers Pack
MIA @ CIN -4 LOCK Augmented 3-1 Tiger Gals fish for freshly filleted 3-1 Fins
Late
OAK +7.5 @ LAC LOCK No D here, Diego Defectors host div rival Chucky Traitors, OVER 51
ARZ @ SF -2.5 Jimmyless B2BL Niners host perfect 0-4 div rival Zona Deserters
MIN +3.5 @ PHI NFC Title rematch. TNF 1-2-1 B2B L Vikes visit 2-2 Cheese Wentzles
LAR -6.5 @ SEA LOCK Perfect TNF Rams visit lucky to be 2-2 Boom-less div rival Squawks UNDER 50.5
SNF
DAL +4.5 @ HOU Thanking GFI Reich to be 1-3 Texans host 0-2 away one trick pony Jerry's Kids
MNF
WAS +7 @ NO No D here, Redeemed Halos host off BYE Smith DC Dead Skins, OVER 51
Pick
Fav H5 R2
Dog H3 R5
Dog H3 R5
Home 8; Road 7
Resources
Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
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