2018 NFL Week 8 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
Last week a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Putting things in perspective, last year after seven weeks, YTD: 58-48 = 55% - Locks 21-14 = 60% and Number 1 on the Web.
What a difference a year makes?... YTD: 52-53-2 = 49%; Locks 14-20-1 40%, only six games behind last years pace and keeping up with our theme, we somehow feel like this...
Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
After 7 weeks and 107 games: The public leader is SoCalSeniors at 60-42, and the Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 64-37. By our shopped spread we are incredibly still only 8 behind public and 12 behind "expert" leaders???
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Bye: ATL, DAL, LAC, TEN
TNF
MIA +8.5 @ HOU Post cat fished and fish netted Fins swim Gulf to face redeemed 1st place 4W Tex-Watt-Son's
EARLY TEA AND END ZONE KRUMP-ETS
JAX @ PHI PK LOCK Shag-alicious? Fresh off 4Q nap after wearing skin tight Pants, Cheese Wentzles try to become 4th straight and 5th of 6, to join a growing club. Shhh!!! Remember Rule #1?
EARLY
CLE +9.5 @ PIT No Tie Affair? B2BL 0-3 road Baker Brownies visit div rival off BYE B2BW No-Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
DEN @ KC -9 Glue Factory? Post TNF desert Rose-n stomping Buncos face real NFL team at div rival Chefs
NYJ @ CHI -5 LOCK Bearly Taking Off? Darn-old Sams Yets fly to Solider with B2BL Mack Daddy Paddingtons
SEA @ DET -2 CatBird Seat? Off BYE post Wembley rout Squawks swoop in on B2BW Patty Cats
TB @ CIN -3 LOCK Brownie Points? Fresh off Brownie fest Winnie and the Buccos visit B2BL Chef serviced Gals
BAL +1 @ CAR Silver Spoon? Post Philly-ed up, 3-0 Cats in Cradle host "Tuckered" out 2-2 away Flac-co Birds
WAS @ NYG +2 Turgid FourSkins? 4-2 1st place Skins try to extend B2BW on div rival MNF, TripL, 0-3 in Meadowlands Military Insects. Think Shaggy Eli McFly.
LATE
IND @ OAK +3 Amaro Amari? Post porking Buffy, new Reich Dolts face off BYE B2BL humiliated at Wembley Traitors
SF @ ARZ +1 OH 4 No More? Found 0-4 on road 5L Phony Niners face TNF div rival B2BL, 0-4 in Desert Rose-ns
GB @ LAR -8 LOCK BYE-Buy? 9-2 SU off BYE, 0-2 road McCarthy-ites try to persecute and Pack Perfect Gurley Ewes
SNF
NO @ MIN PK Pilgrimage? 5W, 3-0 away Pietists pay on road toll to Cousins TripW Twin Cities Norsemen
MNF
NE -10.5 @ BUF LOCK Beau Derek? Quad W Minutemen call upon div rival B2BL Derek and the Muffaloes, 82pts scored = 32nd
Pick
Fav H5 R1
Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Last week a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Putting things in perspective, last year after seven weeks, YTD: 58-48 = 55% - Locks 21-14 = 60% and Number 1 on the Web.
What a difference a year makes?... YTD: 52-53-2 = 49%; Locks 14-20-1 40%, only six games behind last years pace and keeping up with our theme, we somehow feel like this...
Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
After 7 weeks and 107 games: The public leader is SoCalSeniors at 60-42, and the Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 64-37. By our shopped spread we are incredibly still only 8 behind public and 12 behind "expert" leaders???
Bye: ATL, DAL, LAC, TEN
TNF
MIA +8.5 @ HOU Post cat fished and fish netted Fins swim Gulf to face redeemed 1st place 4W Tex-Watt-Son's
EARLY TEA AND END ZONE KRUMP-ETS
JAX @ PHI PK LOCK Shag-alicious? Fresh off 4Q nap after wearing skin tight Pants, Cheese Wentzles try to become 4th straight and 5th of 6, to join a growing club. Shhh!!! Remember Rule #1?
EARLY
CLE +9.5 @ PIT No Tie Affair? B2BL 0-3 road Baker Brownies visit div rival off BYE B2BW No-Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
DEN @ KC -9 Glue Factory? Post TNF desert Rose-n stomping Buncos face real NFL team at div rival Chefs
NYJ @ CHI -5 LOCK Bearly Taking Off? Darn-old Sams Yets fly to Solider with B2BL Mack Daddy Paddingtons
SEA @ DET -2 CatBird Seat? Off BYE post Wembley rout Squawks swoop in on B2BW Patty Cats
TB @ CIN -3 LOCK Brownie Points? Fresh off Brownie fest Winnie and the Buccos visit B2BL Chef serviced Gals
BAL +1 @ CAR Silver Spoon? Post Philly-ed up, 3-0 Cats in Cradle host "Tuckered" out 2-2 away Flac-co Birds
WAS @ NYG +2 Turgid FourSkins? 4-2 1st place Skins try to extend B2BW on div rival MNF, TripL, 0-3 in Meadowlands Military Insects. Think Shaggy Eli McFly.
LATE
IND @ OAK +3 Amaro Amari? Post porking Buffy, new Reich Dolts face off BYE B2BL humiliated at Wembley Traitors
SF @ ARZ +1 OH 4 No More? Found 0-4 on road 5L Phony Niners face TNF div rival B2BL, 0-4 in Desert Rose-ns
GB @ LAR -8 LOCK BYE-Buy? 9-2 SU off BYE, 0-2 road McCarthy-ites try to persecute and Pack Perfect Gurley Ewes
SNF
NO @ MIN PK Pilgrimage? 5W, 3-0 away Pietists pay on road toll to Cousins TripW Twin Cities Norsemen
MNF
NE -10.5 @ BUF LOCK Beau Derek? Quad W Minutemen call upon div rival B2BL Derek and the Muffaloes, 82pts scored = 32nd
Pick
Fav H5 R1
Dog H5 R3
Home 10; Road 4Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
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