2018 NFL Week 10 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
Three weeks back, a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Two weeks back, The Big Lebowski theme... Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
Last week, a Wallow in the Mire theme... Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
That theme seemed to Light My Fire, as we went 9-4 with locks 3-2. What changed? The only thing we can figure is, we forgot to enter our picks at Pick Watch...
where there isn't a penalty for non picks? Pushes don't get credit? And the lines are late and not shopped. If that's all it takes to light my fire, no problem, we won't bother anymore. Moving West...
After 9 weeks and 134 games: The Boston Globes Ben Volin leads at 76-53-5. With 8 weeks and 122 games to go, by our shopped spread at 66-65-3 we trail the leader by 10?
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Byes: BAL, DEN, HOU, MIN
TNF
CAR @ PIT -3 Lost Pants in 3 Rivers? 3W 1-2 hungry road Pant-hers visit 4W No-Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
Early
BUF +10 @ NYJ U Joshin Me? 3L 2-6 Gotham McCown's get div rival 1-4 away 4L Buff Allen's. May the Joshing begin
ATL @ CLE +7 Lakeside Coop? TripW (TB, NYG, WAS) Birds of prey preen to face could be 6-3 4L Mayfield Browns
NO -4 @ CIN Hotter Than Hell? Off BYE 3-1 in den Gals host 7W found 4-0 on road smokin Pietists, look to PHI?
WAS @ TB +1 Exposed? 1-5, B2BL Fitzmagix hope to Buc da trend hosting 2-1 away (ARZ, NYG) DC Smith Skins
NE -6 @ TEN LOCK Dressed 2 Kill? Fresh off MNF poking Jerry's Kids, 1-3 Tuxes host 6W 2-2 away Minutemen
JAX +3.5 @ IND Shhh? Both off bye, B2BW (BUF, OAK) New Reich Dolts try to join div rival 4L Shag club, look to PIT?
DET @ CHI -3.5 LOCK Cats in a Sack? B2BW Mack Paddingtons host last 2 allowed 13 sacks B2BL div rival Patty Cats
ARZ @ KC -14.5 LOCK TripW 4-0 Arrowhead Ma-Homes Chefs prep to serve off BYE 0-6 (cept 9ers) Desert Rose-ns, looking ahead to Mexico City SB preview w/LAR?
Late
MIA @ GB -7.5 Mr. Rodgers Fish Sticks? 2-4, 1-3 Fish out of water hit Tundra at 2-4 B2BL 3-0 0 in Lambeau Pack
LAC -8 @ OAK LOCK Light Up? 5W 3-1 road Bolts charge up 101 to 4L TNF div rival Traitors, Mullens lit em up, Rivers?
SEA +11.5 @ LAR Rebound? Both fresh off L, 3-2 road Seahags swoop upon still perfect in LA div rival Gurley Ewes
SNF
DAL @ PHI -4.5 NFC Least? Off BYE Cheese Wentzles host found 0-4 on road B2BL MNF div rival Jerry's Kids
MNF
NYG @ SF -2 LOCK Got QB? Off 6L schneid TNF Mullen-9erz host off BYE 5L Manning's Coffee House Military Insects
Pick
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Three weeks back, a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Two weeks back, The Big Lebowski theme... Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
Last week, a Wallow in the Mire theme... Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
That theme seemed to Light My Fire, as we went 9-4 with locks 3-2. What changed? The only thing we can figure is, we forgot to enter our picks at Pick Watch...
where there isn't a penalty for non picks? Pushes don't get credit? And the lines are late and not shopped. If that's all it takes to light my fire, no problem, we won't bother anymore. Moving West...
After 9 weeks and 134 games: The Boston Globes Ben Volin leads at 76-53-5. With 8 weeks and 122 games to go, by our shopped spread at 66-65-3 we trail the leader by 10?
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Byes: BAL, DEN, HOU, MIN
TNF
CAR @ PIT -3 Lost Pants in 3 Rivers? 3W 1-2 hungry road Pant-hers visit 4W No-Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
Early
BUF +10 @ NYJ U Joshin Me? 3L 2-6 Gotham McCown's get div rival 1-4 away 4L Buff Allen's. May the Joshing begin
ATL @ CLE +7 Lakeside Coop? TripW (TB, NYG, WAS) Birds of prey preen to face could be 6-3 4L Mayfield Browns
NO -4 @ CIN Hotter Than Hell? Off BYE 3-1 in den Gals host 7W found 4-0 on road smokin Pietists, look to PHI?
WAS @ TB +1 Exposed? 1-5, B2BL Fitzmagix hope to Buc da trend hosting 2-1 away (ARZ, NYG) DC Smith Skins
NE -6 @ TEN LOCK Dressed 2 Kill? Fresh off MNF poking Jerry's Kids, 1-3 Tuxes host 6W 2-2 away Minutemen
JAX +3.5 @ IND Shhh? Both off bye, B2BW (BUF, OAK) New Reich Dolts try to join div rival 4L Shag club, look to PIT?
DET @ CHI -3.5 LOCK Cats in a Sack? B2BW Mack Paddingtons host last 2 allowed 13 sacks B2BL div rival Patty Cats
ARZ @ KC -14.5 LOCK TripW 4-0 Arrowhead Ma-Homes Chefs prep to serve off BYE 0-6 (cept 9ers) Desert Rose-ns, looking ahead to Mexico City SB preview w/LAR?
Late
MIA @ GB -7.5 Mr. Rodgers Fish Sticks? 2-4, 1-3 Fish out of water hit Tundra at 2-4 B2BL 3-0 0 in Lambeau Pack
LAC -8 @ OAK LOCK Light Up? 5W 3-1 road Bolts charge up 101 to 4L TNF div rival Traitors, Mullens lit em up, Rivers?
SEA +11.5 @ LAR Rebound? Both fresh off L, 3-2 road Seahags swoop upon still perfect in LA div rival Gurley Ewes
SNF
DAL @ PHI -4.5 NFC Least? Off BYE Cheese Wentzles host found 0-4 on road B2BL MNF div rival Jerry's Kids
MNF
NYG @ SF -2 LOCK Got QB? Off 6L schneid TNF Mullen-9erz host off BYE 5L Manning's Coffee House Military Insects
Pick
Fav H6 R3
Dog H2 R3
Home 8; Road 6
ResourcesDog H2 R3
Home 8; Road 6
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
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