2018 NFL Week 11 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
Thematic much? Last three weeks, Diaper Truck (Stinkin up the Joint), Big Lebowski (Where's The Money?), Light My Fire (Wallow in The Mire), this week???
Thematic much? Last three weeks, Diaper Truck (Stinkin up the Joint), Big Lebowski (Where's The Money?), Light My Fire (Wallow in The Mire), this week???
On that note, thus far in 2018 ATS, Road Dogs have been friendly...
Favs 68-77-3
Good: KC CHI 5-2; NO 4-2 NE 6-4 Bad: ATL HOU 2-4; PHI 3-6, LAR 4-6 Ugly: SF 0-4, TB 0-3
Home: 44-52-3 Good: CHI 4-0, NE 4-1, CAR 3-1 Bad: PHI 1-4, HOU LAC 1-3 Ugly: SF TB 0-3
Road:24-25 Good: NO 3-0, KC LAC 2-0 Bad: CHI BAL 1-2, NE LAR 2-3 Ugly: TEN 0-2
Dogs 77-68-3
Good: TEN 6-1, WAS 5-1, SEA 3-1-1, ARZ 5-2-1, CLE 5-3, KC NO PIT 3-0 Bad: CIN 1-3, IND 2-4 Ugly: NYJ 1-5, OAK 1-6
Home 25-24: Good: WAS 3-0, TEN ARZ CLE 3-1 Bad: BUF 1-3 Ugly: NYG OAK 0-4
Road 52-44-3: Good: NYG 4-1, PIT KC TEN 3-0 Bad: JAX 0-1-1 Ugly: MIA NYJ 1-4
Speaking of the good, bad and ugly... Ten weeks and 148 games in Jamey Eisenberg at CBS leads at 83-60-5. After an ugly 8 weeks to open this season, with 7 weeks and 108 games to go, by our accurately shopped spread at 75-70-3, we now trail the leader by only 9 games?
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Byes: BUF, CLE, MIA, NE, NYJ, SF
TNF
GB @ SEA -1 LOCK Penny 4 Thoughts? B2BL +8TOM 1RunO Squawks vs 1-2, 22RunD 0-4 away Pack, OT Bakhtiari, Bulaga?
Early
CAR -3 @ DET Cats in a Sack? TripL 19 Osacks last 3 -6TOM 28RunD Kats vs blown out TNF +6TOM 3RunO 1-3 road Pants
DAL +4.5 @ ATL All or Nothing? 3-2 in nest Browned Birds 29D vs 5RunO 3D 1-4 away fresh off Philly Jerry's Kids
CIN @ BAL -3.5 LOCK All D vs No D? TripL off BYE Jackson Birds 2D vs div rival post Pietist pasting penitent Gals 31D
TEN +3 @ IND 3-16 SU? TripW Reich Dolts 28D vs B2B double digit W (@DAL, NE) div rival Tuxes 1D, as dog 6-1 ATS
HOU +1 @ WAS Pretender Stand Up? Skins 27O 4D 25PassD vs off Bye 6W Tex-Watt-Sons 18O 7D
TB +3.5 @ NYG Pity Bowl? Off 5L schneid 0-4 at Met MNF GI-Ants vs 1-4 away 32D 29PassD -19TOM TripL Fitzmagix
PIT -3.5 @ JAX LOCK Humiliations Remembered? 5L -11TOM 18RunD 10D 29O Shag Club vs 5W 3-0 away 12D 4O TNF NoBell Prize Rosy Riveters. Remember Rule #1?
Late
OAK @ ARZ -3.5 Stink in The Sand? 31O 18D 1-4 in Desert Rosens vs 0-4 away 30O 30D 5L Retread Chucky Traitors
DEN @ LAC -6.5 Lightning Strikes Twice? 10O 8D 6W Bolts 3-10SU vs div rival off BYE 19O 15D 1-6 1-3 away B2BL Buncos
PHI @ NO -6.5 LOCK Smoked Cheese? 8W Pietists 1O 8RunO 23D 31PassD vs 2-4 Cheese Wentzles 6D 23PassD 22RunO
SNF
MIN @ CHI -1 LOCK TripW +13TOM Mack Daddy Paddingtons 5O 4D 3-8SU vs div rival off BYE Norsemen Cousins 28RunO
MNF
KC +4 @ LAR SBLIII Preview? 5-0 in LA Gurley Ewes 2RunO 24RunD vs 4W Ma-Homes Chefs 23RunD 28PassD
Pick
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Favs 68-77-3
Good: KC CHI 5-2; NO 4-2 NE 6-4 Bad: ATL HOU 2-4; PHI 3-6, LAR 4-6 Ugly: SF 0-4, TB 0-3
Home: 44-52-3 Good: CHI 4-0, NE 4-1, CAR 3-1 Bad: PHI 1-4, HOU LAC 1-3 Ugly: SF TB 0-3
Road:24-25 Good: NO 3-0, KC LAC 2-0 Bad: CHI BAL 1-2, NE LAR 2-3 Ugly: TEN 0-2
Dogs 77-68-3
Good: TEN 6-1, WAS 5-1, SEA 3-1-1, ARZ 5-2-1, CLE 5-3, KC NO PIT 3-0 Bad: CIN 1-3, IND 2-4 Ugly: NYJ 1-5, OAK 1-6
Home 25-24: Good: WAS 3-0, TEN ARZ CLE 3-1 Bad: BUF 1-3 Ugly: NYG OAK 0-4
Road 52-44-3: Good: NYG 4-1, PIT KC TEN 3-0 Bad: JAX 0-1-1 Ugly: MIA NYJ 1-4
Speaking of the good, bad and ugly... Ten weeks and 148 games in Jamey Eisenberg at CBS leads at 83-60-5. After an ugly 8 weeks to open this season, with 7 weeks and 108 games to go, by our accurately shopped spread at 75-70-3, we now trail the leader by only 9 games?
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Byes: BUF, CLE, MIA, NE, NYJ, SF
TNF
GB @ SEA -1 LOCK Penny 4 Thoughts? B2BL +8TOM 1RunO Squawks vs 1-2, 22RunD 0-4 away Pack, OT Bakhtiari, Bulaga?
Early
CAR -3 @ DET Cats in a Sack? TripL 19 Osacks last 3 -6TOM 28RunD Kats vs blown out TNF +6TOM 3RunO 1-3 road Pants
DAL +4.5 @ ATL All or Nothing? 3-2 in nest Browned Birds 29D vs 5RunO 3D 1-4 away fresh off Philly Jerry's Kids
CIN @ BAL -3.5 LOCK All D vs No D? TripL off BYE Jackson Birds 2D vs div rival post Pietist pasting penitent Gals 31D
TEN +3 @ IND 3-16 SU? TripW Reich Dolts 28D vs B2B double digit W (@DAL, NE) div rival Tuxes 1D, as dog 6-1 ATS
HOU +1 @ WAS Pretender Stand Up? Skins 27O 4D 25PassD vs off Bye 6W Tex-Watt-Sons 18O 7D
TB +3.5 @ NYG Pity Bowl? Off 5L schneid 0-4 at Met MNF GI-Ants vs 1-4 away 32D 29PassD -19TOM TripL Fitzmagix
PIT -3.5 @ JAX LOCK Humiliations Remembered? 5L -11TOM 18RunD 10D 29O Shag Club vs 5W 3-0 away 12D 4O TNF NoBell Prize Rosy Riveters. Remember Rule #1?
Late
OAK @ ARZ -3.5 Stink in The Sand? 31O 18D 1-4 in Desert Rosens vs 0-4 away 30O 30D 5L Retread Chucky Traitors
DEN @ LAC -6.5 Lightning Strikes Twice? 10O 8D 6W Bolts 3-10SU vs div rival off BYE 19O 15D 1-6 1-3 away B2BL Buncos
PHI @ NO -6.5 LOCK Smoked Cheese? 8W Pietists 1O 8RunO 23D 31PassD vs 2-4 Cheese Wentzles 6D 23PassD 22RunO
SNF
MIN @ CHI -1 LOCK TripW +13TOM Mack Daddy Paddingtons 5O 4D 3-8SU vs div rival off BYE Norsemen Cousins 28RunO
MNF
KC +4 @ LAR SBLIII Preview? 5-0 in LA Gurley Ewes 2RunO 24RunD vs 4W Ma-Homes Chefs 23RunD 28PassD
Pick
Fav H6 R2
Dog H0 R5
Home 6; Road 7
ResourcesDog H0 R5
Home 6; Road 7
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
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