2018 NFL Week 13 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
In Week 7 we were stinkin the joint up so bad, we had a diaper truck theme.
Post Week 8... As noted yesterday with our horrid YTD results 57-61-3 47%; Locks 17-21-2 43%, Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
The Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 70-46-5... we trail the leader..."expert" by 13.
And being 13 games back, we appropriately got our head dunked in the toilet, ala "where's the money Lebowski?"
Since our "wallow in the mire, light my fire" theme 4 weeks ago... 36-19 = 65% ATS, last 2 weeks locks 9-1 = 90% ATS.
Twelve weeks and 176 games in, Ben Volin at the Boston Globe leads at 99-71-6. At 94-80- 2, in the last four weeks we have chopped 8 games off that 13 game lead.
With 5 weeks and 80 games to go, we now trail by only 5 total wins??? This weeks theme? Accordingly, it's a Heatwave and we're ridin' on the groove line tonight...
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday.... or
Leave your worries behind, 'Cause rain, shine, Won't mind, We're ridin' on the groove line tonight...
Byes: None till Wild Card Week
UPDATE: 8AM EST 12/02 - Due to Kareem Hunt situation, switching to OAK+16, moving that LOCK to MNF WAS +7.5
TNF
NO -6.5 @ DAL Pietists in a Poke? TNF 4D 28PassO 4-1 in Big D TripW Pokes vs TNF 1O 30PassD 5-0 away 10W Pietists
Early
IND @ JAX +5 Kessler N Club? 8D 28O -11TOM 7L Shags recall 29-26L vs 4O 2-3 away 5W div rival New Reich Dolts
CAR @ TB +4.5 Pirates N Riveraboaters? -21TOM 1PassO 1-4 Bucs recall 42-28L vs 3RunO TripL 1-4 away div rival
BAL +3 @ ATL Of A Feather? TNF 29D 31RunO TripL road 3of4 weary Birds vs 1D 2-3 B2BW Jackson Birds, next @KC
CLE @ HOU -4 Streak Ends? MNF 5D 4-1 at Alamo 8W Tex-Watt-sons vs 22D +14TOM 1-4 away B2BW Mayfield Browns
BUF +7 LOCK @ MIA Fish Buff-et? 29RunD 2-6 B2BL 4-1 in tank Fins vs 1PassD 15RunD B2BW div rival Joshin Buffs
CHI -3 @ NYG Bear Chase? 29RunO 26RunD 1-4 in Gotham vs TNF +14TOM 5O 2D 5W Mack Daddy Paddingtons, next LAR
DEN +2 LOCK @ CIN Dicey Game? 32D 28RunO 1-5 TripL Driskel Gals vs 10RunO 24RunD B2BW (@LAC, PIT) Buncos
LAR -7 LOCK @ DET Lion in Sheeps Clothing? TNF 23RunO 1-4 Patty Kats vs off BYE +11TOM 2RunO Gurley Ewes
ARZ @ GB -11.5 Home Packed Lunch? road 4of5 weary, B2BL Mr Rodgers 4-0 home vs -9TOM 32O 26D 30RunD 1-4 away TripL Desert Rosens
Late
KC @ OAK +16 Hunt-Down? 32RushD 1-4 home Traitors vs off BYE 32PassD div rival Ma-Homes Chefs
NYJ @ TEN -7 Titanic Rebound? road 4of5 weary, MNF 2D B2BL 3-1 home Tuxes vs 26O 1-4 away 5L McClown Yets
SF @ SEA -7.5 LOCK Gull Bombing? +8TOM 8D B2BW Squawks 10-1SU vs -17TOM 26D 0-6 away B2BL 1-8 div rival 9erz
MIN @ NE -4 Men vs Men? road 4of5 weary, 7O 25PassD 5-0 Gillette Minutemen vs 7PassO 30RunO 5PassD 4RunD 2-2 road Norsemen. S Sendejo Out, CB Rhodes?
SNF
LAC +4.5 @ PIT Bolted Steel? -7TOM 27RunO 6-2 3-2 Heinz Riveters vs +4TOM 7-1 4-1 away Hey-LA My Bosa's Back Bolts
MNF
WAS +7.5 LOCK @ PHI LEast Playoff? -8TOM 27DRunYA 28DPassYd 2-2 Cheese Wentzles vs TNF +9TOM B2BL 1-3 div rival McCoy Skins
Pick
Fav H5 R3
Dog H3 R5
Home 8; Road 8
Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and additional matchup info Betonline. The Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
In Week 7 we were stinkin the joint up so bad, we had a diaper truck theme.
Post Week 8... As noted yesterday with our horrid YTD results 57-61-3 47%; Locks 17-21-2 43%, Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
The Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 70-46-5... we trail the leader..."expert" by 13.
And being 13 games back, we appropriately got our head dunked in the toilet, ala "where's the money Lebowski?"
Since our "wallow in the mire, light my fire" theme 4 weeks ago... 36-19 = 65% ATS, last 2 weeks locks 9-1 = 90% ATS.
Twelve weeks and 176 games in, Ben Volin at the Boston Globe leads at 99-71-6. At 94-80- 2, in the last four weeks we have chopped 8 games off that 13 game lead.
With 5 weeks and 80 games to go, we now trail by only 5 total wins??? This weeks theme? Accordingly, it's a Heatwave and we're ridin' on the groove line tonight...
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday.... or
Leave your worries behind, 'Cause rain, shine, Won't mind, We're ridin' on the groove line tonight...
Byes: None till Wild Card Week
UPDATE: 8AM EST 12/02 - Due to Kareem Hunt situation, switching to OAK+16, moving that LOCK to MNF WAS +7.5
TNF
NO -6.5 @ DAL Pietists in a Poke? TNF 4D 28PassO 4-1 in Big D TripW Pokes vs TNF 1O 30PassD 5-0 away 10W Pietists
Early
IND @ JAX +5 Kessler N Club? 8D 28O -11TOM 7L Shags recall 29-26L vs 4O 2-3 away 5W div rival New Reich Dolts
CAR @ TB +4.5 Pirates N Riveraboaters? -21TOM 1PassO 1-4 Bucs recall 42-28L vs 3RunO TripL 1-4 away div rival
BAL +3 @ ATL Of A Feather? TNF 29D 31RunO TripL road 3of4 weary Birds vs 1D 2-3 B2BW Jackson Birds, next @KC
CLE @ HOU -4 Streak Ends? MNF 5D 4-1 at Alamo 8W Tex-Watt-sons vs 22D +14TOM 1-4 away B2BW Mayfield Browns
BUF +7 LOCK @ MIA Fish Buff-et? 29RunD 2-6 B2BL 4-1 in tank Fins vs 1PassD 15RunD B2BW div rival Joshin Buffs
CHI -3 @ NYG Bear Chase? 29RunO 26RunD 1-4 in Gotham vs TNF +14TOM 5O 2D 5W Mack Daddy Paddingtons, next LAR
DEN +2 LOCK @ CIN Dicey Game? 32D 28RunO 1-5 TripL Driskel Gals vs 10RunO 24RunD B2BW (@LAC, PIT) Buncos
LAR -7 LOCK @ DET Lion in Sheeps Clothing? TNF 23RunO 1-4 Patty Kats vs off BYE +11TOM 2RunO Gurley Ewes
ARZ @ GB -11.5 Home Packed Lunch? road 4of5 weary, B2BL Mr Rodgers 4-0 home vs -9TOM 32O 26D 30RunD 1-4 away TripL Desert Rosens
Late
KC @ OAK +16 Hunt-Down? 32RushD 1-4 home Traitors vs off BYE 32PassD div rival Ma-Homes Chefs
NYJ @ TEN -7 Titanic Rebound? road 4of5 weary, MNF 2D B2BL 3-1 home Tuxes vs 26O 1-4 away 5L McClown Yets
SF @ SEA -7.5 LOCK Gull Bombing? +8TOM 8D B2BW Squawks 10-1SU vs -17TOM 26D 0-6 away B2BL 1-8 div rival 9erz
MIN @ NE -4 Men vs Men? road 4of5 weary, 7O 25PassD 5-0 Gillette Minutemen vs 7PassO 30RunO 5PassD 4RunD 2-2 road Norsemen. S Sendejo Out, CB Rhodes?
SNF
LAC +4.5 @ PIT Bolted Steel? -7TOM 27RunO 6-2 3-2 Heinz Riveters vs +4TOM 7-1 4-1 away Hey-LA My Bosa's Back Bolts
MNF
WAS +7.5 LOCK @ PHI LEast Playoff? -8TOM 27DRunYA 28DPassYd 2-2 Cheese Wentzles vs TNF +9TOM B2BL 1-3 div rival McCoy Skins
Pick
Fav H5 R3
Dog H3 R5
Home 8; Road 8
Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and additional matchup info Betonline. The Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
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