What's In A Name?
Following up on A Brief History Of Jorts? Once again it's "Flush it Thursday"... and this week we are taking a major shift.
In the following post, ALL names are verified to be true, and NO names have been changed to protect the innocent... said post was written at mid NFL season 2018, prior to our amazing late season comeback.
So please sh*t back and relax with week's offering... What's In A Name? Join the bowel movement by sharing this story....
With our horrific (as predicted) ATS and Locks performance YTD, we could call ourselves some names, as others probably are?
Do we sense a theme? What's in a name??? We sorely miss D'Brickashaw Ferguson, however this current NFL list should more than make up for his absence?
Jake Butt, Ziggy Hood, Taco Charlton, Hroniss Grasu, Jaquiski Tartt, Vontaze Burfict, Ndamukong Suh. Not enough?
Thurston Armbrister, Captain Munnerlyn, Barkevious Mingo, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Equanimeous St. Brown and our current fav who is no relation to Monica Lewinsky... drum roll please... Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.
Believe it or not? Those last three are all on the Green Bay Packers. That's a tough act to follow, we endeavor never the less. Let's go for the all time all sports list...
Booger McFarland, Coco Crisp, Milton Bradley, Danger Fourpence, Boots Day, Yinka Dare, God Shammgod, Tommy Gunn, Yourhighness Morgan, Chief Kickingstallionsims.
Not to be outdone, Sonny Sixkiller, Picabo Street, Earthwind Moreland, Neville Neville, Napoleon Outlaw, Bake McBride, Razor Shines and let's go to Samoa Samoa to see a...
John Blue Moon Odom, Jim Catfish Hunter, Miroslav Satan, I.M. Hipp, World B. Free, Vonta Leach, Stoney Case, Craphonso Ja'won "Cro" Thorpe, Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr.... Nothing like putting pressure on your kid, right?
You'll need a Will Barrow? after having some Simeon Rice, in a Samari Rolle, cooked over a Cosey Coleman? Finish with a shot of Mike Lemongello? Follow the Majestic Mapp, Scientific Mapp, Have-a-Look Dube, it's a real Urban Shocker?
Risque much? John David Booty, Fabian Assman, Ashton Youboty, Harry Colon, Vander Blue, Misty Hyman, Rusty Kuntz, Reggie Tongue, Longar Longar, Fair Hooker and JaJuan Cherry?
Then try these on for size...Dick Schiner, Woody Johnson, Dick Pole, Stubby Clapp, Dick Trickle and Dick Burns with some Ben Gay, could make a Guy Whimper?
No list would be complete without NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus and mercifully former NH Congressman Dick Swett, Randy Hand and Lucious Pusey - quite the backfield trio? Indeed.
In the following post, ALL names are verified to be true, and NO names have been changed to protect the innocent... said post was written at mid NFL season 2018, prior to our amazing late season comeback.
So please sh*t back and relax with week's offering... What's In A Name? Join the bowel movement by sharing this story....
With our horrific (as predicted) ATS and Locks performance YTD, we could call ourselves some names, as others probably are?
Do we sense a theme? What's in a name??? We sorely miss D'Brickashaw Ferguson, however this current NFL list should more than make up for his absence?
Jake Butt, Ziggy Hood, Taco Charlton, Hroniss Grasu, Jaquiski Tartt, Vontaze Burfict, Ndamukong Suh. Not enough?
Thurston Armbrister, Captain Munnerlyn, Barkevious Mingo, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Equanimeous St. Brown and our current fav who is no relation to Monica Lewinsky... drum roll please... Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.
Believe it or not? Those last three are all on the Green Bay Packers. That's a tough act to follow, we endeavor never the less. Let's go for the all time all sports list...
Booger McFarland, Coco Crisp, Milton Bradley, Danger Fourpence, Boots Day, Yinka Dare, God Shammgod, Tommy Gunn, Yourhighness Morgan, Chief Kickingstallionsims.
Not to be outdone, Sonny Sixkiller, Picabo Street, Earthwind Moreland, Neville Neville, Napoleon Outlaw, Bake McBride, Razor Shines and let's go to Samoa Samoa to see a...
John Blue Moon Odom, Jim Catfish Hunter, Miroslav Satan, I.M. Hipp, World B. Free, Vonta Leach, Stoney Case, Craphonso Ja'won "Cro" Thorpe, Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr.... Nothing like putting pressure on your kid, right?
You'll need a Will Barrow? after having some Simeon Rice, in a Samari Rolle, cooked over a Cosey Coleman? Finish with a shot of Mike Lemongello? Follow the Majestic Mapp, Scientific Mapp, Have-a-Look Dube, it's a real Urban Shocker?
Risque much? John David Booty, Fabian Assman, Ashton Youboty, Harry Colon, Vander Blue, Misty Hyman, Rusty Kuntz, Reggie Tongue, Longar Longar, Fair Hooker and JaJuan Cherry?
Then try these on for size...Dick Schiner, Woody Johnson, Dick Pole, Stubby Clapp, Dick Trickle and Dick Burns with some Ben Gay, could make a Guy Whimper?
No list would be complete without NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus and mercifully former NH Congressman Dick Swett, Randy Hand and Lucious Pusey - quite the backfield trio? Indeed.
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