Amazonian Climax?

Once again, not to be mistaken for Tuesday's With Morrie, it's Tuesdays With Trump...  Following up on Twittiot Market? Regardless of your political leanings, whether you're blue, red, or just fed up with politicians, the MSM and their BS...
Order my BOOK now before AMAZON is sold out... Oh Donny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, and down the mountain side...
Amazon does NOT pay fair taxes, AMZN is overvalued, WaPo is a write off for Amazon profits... The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying, tTis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide...
Amazon is damaging retail, America and causing job losses... But come ye back when summer's in the meadow, or when the valley's hushed and white with snow...
I've said it before, I'll say it AGAIN... USPS losing money on every Amazon package. Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow, Oh Donny boy, oh Donny boy, I love you so...

Did anyone notice above, specific mention of state and local taxes, yet NO mention of Federal taxes?  Perhaps that is because on December 22, 2017, POTUS 45 had signed the TCJA tax cut bill into law? And if you come, when all the flowers are dying, and I am dead, as dead I well may be,,,

With the 2018 TCJA tax cuts, 9% of the middle class had an $850 tax INCREASE... You'll come and find the place where I am lying, and kneel and say an "Ave" there for me...
"The 6% whose income taxes went UP paid an average of $2,800 MORE. The 9% of middle-income households with a tax HIKE paid an average of $850 MORE."
Meanwhile, after doubling profit to $11.2B, once again, Amazon didn’t pay a single cent of federal income taxes.  And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me, and all my dreams will warm and sweeter be...
"The company’s newest corporate filing reveals that, far from paying the statutory 21 percent income tax rate on its U.S. income in 2018, Amazon reported a federal income tax rebate of $129 million. 
For those who don’t have a pocket calculator handy, that works out to a tax rate of negative 1 percent. 
This isn’t the first year that the cyber-retailing giant has avoided federal taxes. Last year, the company paid no federal corporate income taxes on $5.6 billion in U.S. income."
Despite POTUS 45 tweeting vehement distaste for all things Bezos since 2015, such as Amazon NOT paying taxes, bla, bla, bla.... 

"All hat no cattle", "talkin out the side of your mouth", "takin care of businessand a HUGE "money shot" after which "Oh Donny Boy!" is sung in ecstasy by the tax windfall benefactors, all come to mind.  If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me, I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me...

This apropos Nan Reiner parody of Oh Danny Boy as performed by Sandy and Richard Riccardi, says it all. FYI, more Amazonian Twittiot Tweets can be found here.

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