Infiniti Toilet?

Once again it's "Flush it Thursday", "in the Toilet Thursday" or "Thursday's in the Loo"... 

In our last outing Bathroom Monkey? despite PETA objections, whilse monkeying around, Janeane Garofalo showed us how to make the bathroom from hell, much easier to clean.

In this weeks downloading experience, [Video No Longer Available???] Jonathan Pryce (Mike Myers) demonstrates the revolutionary non-stick finish of the Infiniti toilet, which resists all bathroom hazards.

In the original car advert, Jonathan Pryce uses a suction dart gun as proof that acid rain will not stick to a Infiniti Q45.

Here is the SNL US based version, if that version is unavailable, here is the script...

Infiniti Q45 Toilet II 

Jonathan Pryce.....Mike Myers

Jonathan Pryce: This is the new Infiniti Q45 Toilet. 

[ dons a pair of plastic safety glasses ] 

Now pretend this [ pulls out rubber dart gun ] is poopy 

[ Shoots dart at black, sleek looking toilet, which sticks momentarily and falls to the ground ] 

Peepee [ shoots dart ] doody [ shoots dart ] caca [ shoots dart ] [ mutiple darts shot, all ultimately falling off ] 

Infiniti developed a revolutionary non-stick finish which resists these hazards. [ shoots dart ] 

I can't explain the process [ removes glasses ], but they'll be happy to at your Infiniti toilet showroom. 

[ looks into camera with left eyebrow comically arched ] 

Oh...tell them you already know the part about the caca. 

[ SUPER: "Infiniti. Everything that's possible in a toilet." ] 

[ fade ] 

Since one cannot find a video of the original, me thinks Infiniti was less than thrilled. Hence, in this substituted EU version, Jonathan Pryce (Mike Myers) lamely introduces the Infiniti toilet's cup holder.

Please relax, sh*t back and enjoy.


 SNL Season 19, Episode 8 Charlton Heston/Paul Westerberg aired 4 Dec. 1993