NFL Week 15 Results
As always we take the team with the number ATS. This week climbing above the Mendoza line, ATS 10-6, SU 10-6. YTD ATS 104-97-7, SU: 129-79. BYE: NONE.
X SF(+10) 24@SEA 14: 9ers sweep Squaks on ground & with D, 228 vs 90 net rush, 3 sacks, 4 loss tackles, 2 ints, 1 blocked punt. SS Keith Lewis is the 2nd coming of Ronnie Lott, next year playoffs.
X DAL(-3)38 @ATL 28: Pokes D 3 sacks, 3 TO's & 41 yd int TD ret, holdingVick to 7 after half. Romo & missing ingredient, impact RB Marion Barber, save the day. We sense Bowl Bound Pokes will avenge Big Easy.
TB 31@CHI(-13) 34: Da Bears squeak by in OT. 446 vs 357 net, TOP 42 vs 30. Bears give TD on KO fum & blow 21 point Q4 lead, early exit awaits. Chuckie inserted QB Rattay in 2nd half, netting 28 pts. All season, all time NCAA passing leader on bench, Well Chuckie, its better to wake up late than never, next year.
PIT 37@CAR(+3) 3: 5-1 Steelers knocking at playoff backdoor make 0-4 Panthers roadkill. TOP 38 vs 22, 159 vs 43 rush, 5 sacks, 2 ints, 1 blocked punt.
X MIA 0@BUF(-1) 21: Bison slide "blank" slippers on fish sticks. 2 ints get 14 points and stop Fish on downs at BUF 24 & 31 earns shutout W.
JAX(-3.5) 17@TEN 24: Schizo Jags fork themselves. Titans 5 1st downs, 98 net yds. Jags TOP 44 vs 16. Titans win on 4 Jag TO's & goal line stand, score 21 on 83 yd & 61 yd int TD ret and 92 yd fumble ret.
CLE 17@BAL(-11) 27: Ravens grind Browns 142 vs 68 rush, 6 sacks, 2 ints. QB McNair hand injured early, 2nd string, 3 TO's keep it close as Ravens try to blow 14 pt lead.
X WAS(+10) 16@NO 10: Saints flat off DD road W. Gibbs gifts blueprint to beat Saints. Skins run ball, no TO's. 354 vs 270 net, 161 vs 71 rush, pressure D 4 loss tackles, 2 sacks, 1 int. Pokes take notes!
X HOU 7@NE(-11) 40: Pats special teams & D rebound. 93 yd KO ret TD, 4 ints net 16 pts, 2 4th down stands. Pat O, a no show, 4 red zone failures on shortened field, early playoff exit.
X NYJ(+3.5) 26@MIN 13: Jets back in playoff hunt, TOP 36 vs 24, 68 vs 62 rush yds. 4 NY FG's, stopped on downs, 2 TO's make this seem close.
X DET 9@GB(-5) 17: Cheeseheads + Dome Kats = Toilet Bowl. Pack D 139 vs 58 rush yds. 6 sacks, 3TO's. Favre 4 TO's, a good college team would have beat the Pack today.
DEN 37@ARZ(+2.5) 20: Buncos hone "Cutler-y" on Green Cards. TOP 34 vs 26, only 106 rush yds on 38 att. 3 sacks, 2 ints & missed ARZ FG for 10pts put playoffs in reach.
STL 20@OAK(-1) 0: 2-7 Lambs blank Traitors on road, another toilet bowl. Traitors 57 net rush, 5 TO's, muffed punt. A feeble effort by two teams going nowhere.
X PHI(+5.5) 36@NYG 22: 3-1 Garcia Eagles smell playoffs, 22 4Q pts, 19yd int TD ret, Gmen smell Hoffa's corpse. 88 net rush, 4 TO's & red zone failure 3FG's. DE Strahan returns they win, 1-5 without.
X KC 9@SD(-8.5) 20: QB Rivers finally had an off night with 88 yds & 2 ints, it didn't matter. Bowl Bound Bolts D 6 sacks & held Chefs to 90 net rush vs 256. Last week LT shattered single season TD record, this week Paul Hourning's 1960 single season points scoring record.
X CIN 16@IND(-3) 34: Colts rebound & expose Ben-gals D 394 vs 278 net, TOP 33 vs 27. Scoring 6 times on 9 drives. Ponies muff punt giving Ben-gals 7. Colts still can't run or defend the run.
X SF(+10) 24@SEA 14: 9ers sweep Squaks on ground & with D, 228 vs 90 net rush, 3 sacks, 4 loss tackles, 2 ints, 1 blocked punt. SS Keith Lewis is the 2nd coming of Ronnie Lott, next year playoffs.
X DAL(-3)38 @ATL 28: Pokes D 3 sacks, 3 TO's & 41 yd int TD ret, holdingVick to 7 after half. Romo & missing ingredient, impact RB Marion Barber, save the day. We sense Bowl Bound Pokes will avenge Big Easy.
TB 31@CHI(-13) 34: Da Bears squeak by in OT. 446 vs 357 net, TOP 42 vs 30. Bears give TD on KO fum & blow 21 point Q4 lead, early exit awaits. Chuckie inserted QB Rattay in 2nd half, netting 28 pts. All season, all time NCAA passing leader on bench, Well Chuckie, its better to wake up late than never, next year.
PIT 37@CAR(+3) 3: 5-1 Steelers knocking at playoff backdoor make 0-4 Panthers roadkill. TOP 38 vs 22, 159 vs 43 rush, 5 sacks, 2 ints, 1 blocked punt.
X MIA 0@BUF(-1) 21: Bison slide "blank" slippers on fish sticks. 2 ints get 14 points and stop Fish on downs at BUF 24 & 31 earns shutout W.
JAX(-3.5) 17@TEN 24: Schizo Jags fork themselves. Titans 5 1st downs, 98 net yds. Jags TOP 44 vs 16. Titans win on 4 Jag TO's & goal line stand, score 21 on 83 yd & 61 yd int TD ret and 92 yd fumble ret.
CLE 17@BAL(-11) 27: Ravens grind Browns 142 vs 68 rush, 6 sacks, 2 ints. QB McNair hand injured early, 2nd string, 3 TO's keep it close as Ravens try to blow 14 pt lead.
X WAS(+10) 16@NO 10: Saints flat off DD road W. Gibbs gifts blueprint to beat Saints. Skins run ball, no TO's. 354 vs 270 net, 161 vs 71 rush, pressure D 4 loss tackles, 2 sacks, 1 int. Pokes take notes!
X HOU 7@NE(-11) 40: Pats special teams & D rebound. 93 yd KO ret TD, 4 ints net 16 pts, 2 4th down stands. Pat O, a no show, 4 red zone failures on shortened field, early playoff exit.
X NYJ(+3.5) 26@MIN 13: Jets back in playoff hunt, TOP 36 vs 24, 68 vs 62 rush yds. 4 NY FG's, stopped on downs, 2 TO's make this seem close.
X DET 9@GB(-5) 17: Cheeseheads + Dome Kats = Toilet Bowl. Pack D 139 vs 58 rush yds. 6 sacks, 3TO's. Favre 4 TO's, a good college team would have beat the Pack today.
DEN 37@ARZ(+2.5) 20: Buncos hone "Cutler-y" on Green Cards. TOP 34 vs 26, only 106 rush yds on 38 att. 3 sacks, 2 ints & missed ARZ FG for 10pts put playoffs in reach.
STL 20@OAK(-1) 0: 2-7 Lambs blank Traitors on road, another toilet bowl. Traitors 57 net rush, 5 TO's, muffed punt. A feeble effort by two teams going nowhere.
X PHI(+5.5) 36@NYG 22: 3-1 Garcia Eagles smell playoffs, 22 4Q pts, 19yd int TD ret, Gmen smell Hoffa's corpse. 88 net rush, 4 TO's & red zone failure 3FG's. DE Strahan returns they win, 1-5 without.
X KC 9@SD(-8.5) 20: QB Rivers finally had an off night with 88 yds & 2 ints, it didn't matter. Bowl Bound Bolts D 6 sacks & held Chefs to 90 net rush vs 256. Last week LT shattered single season TD record, this week Paul Hourning's 1960 single season points scoring record.
X CIN 16@IND(-3) 34: Colts rebound & expose Ben-gals D 394 vs 278 net, TOP 33 vs 27. Scoring 6 times on 9 drives. Ponies muff punt giving Ben-gals 7. Colts still can't run or defend the run.
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