2017 NFL Week 17 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that content down loading time to good use?
A brief review of week 16. How did we do? 9-7. With a four game lead over the nearest professional paid "expert", we hope to close out the regular season on a high note.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Early
GB +9 @ DET D-less B2BL Hundley Pack recall Wk9 30-17 home L to sans O-line div rival Motor City Kitties in a meaningless game?
NYJ +17 @ NE Pats clinched bye, win OR (loss + PIT loss) clinches AFC 1. 3L Yets recalling Wk6 24-17 home L to div rival, go down to their Petty coats at Minutemen.
HOU @ IND PK 5L 1-8 lst 2 79-13 Texans recall Wk9 20-14 home L to div rival 6L 1-9 Dolts? BBQ Brisket, Eau Savage, Old Grey Yates, all better than Kaepernick? These teams cancelled these fans seasons, why play this game? Refund?
CLE +16.5 @ PIT Riveters clinched bye, WIN + unlikely NE loss = AFC 1. Bonus bye week, perfect Hue Stains recall Wk1 21-18 home L to div rival?
WAS @ NYG +4 Two teams without D, ground game or hope. B2BW Skins, 5L 1-8 Gmen recall Wk12 20-10 L to div rival?
CHI @ MIN -11 Norsemen win OR CAR loss OR NO OR LAR win = NFC 2 + bye. Loss could = NFC 3 see CAR below. Chairs recall Wk5 20-17 home L to div rival?
DAL +1 @ PHI LOCK Philly Cheese Steaks clinched bye + NFC 1, other than sheer stupidity, this is 2nd bye week of three. Deflated Tyron-less Jerry's Kid's recall Wk11 37-14 home L to div rival?
Late
CIN +11 @ BAL Poes win OR (loss + BUF or TEN loss) = AFC 5, sleepwalking 3 wks on Stains, Dolts + Gals. Clueless Lewis last stand recalls Wk1 20-0 home L to div rival?
BUF @ MIA +3 (Bison win + BAL loss) OR (Bison win + LAC + TEN loss) = AFC 6. B2BL Fins recall Wk15 24-16 L to div rival?
CAR @ ATL -2.5 LOCK CAR clinched berth, loss = NFC 5, WIN: + NO loss = NFC 4, + NO + LAR loss = NFC 3, + MIN + LAR + NO loss = NFC 2 + bye. ATL win OR SEA loss = NFC 6. Private Ryan's Birds recall Wk9 20-17 L to div rival and strafe empty Pants D, lst 5 400+ avg?
NO @ TB +9 Halos clinched berth, win OR CAR loss = NFC 4 + (LAR loss) = NFC 3. 5L Bucs give no parlay in recalling Wk9 30-10 L to div rival?
JAX @ TEN +3.5 LOCK 3L Tuxes win OR (loss + BUF + LAC loss) = AFC 6. Shags clinched AFC 3, a bye week unless they want to host LAC? Recall Wk2 37-16 home L to div rival? All in? Bluff, show nothing, L to host Tuxes next week. Early line bird go cheap
OAK +9.5 @ LAC (Bolts must win + TEN + BUF loss = AFC 6) OR (W + TEN loss + BAL win = AFC 6). Traitors make Bolts walk plank in recalling Wk6 17-16 home L to div rival?
ARZ +10.5 @ SEA Squawks must win + ATL loss = NFC 6. Loss = Gulls finish outside. Stanton Cards recall Wk10 22-16 home L to div rival?
KC @ DEN -1 LOCK Chefs clinched AFC 4, meaningless game, bonus bye wk. QB-less Buncos recall Wk8 29-19 5TO L to div rival? What could have Kaepernick done 4 Mr Ed?
SF +7 @ LAR LOCK Rams clinched NFC West, win OR ATL + NO loss = NFC 3. Rams loss + NO win = NFC 4, Rams host Pants, then visit Faux Philly, rather than Norsemen. 5-1 Jimmy G9ers Experience recall Wk3 41-39 home L to div rival? Early line bird of happiness go cheap cheap
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
A brief review of week 16. How did we do? 9-7. With a four game lead over the nearest professional paid "expert", we hope to close out the regular season on a high note.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps...
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
Early
GB +9 @ DET D-less B2BL Hundley Pack recall Wk9 30-17 home L to sans O-line div rival Motor City Kitties in a meaningless game?
NYJ +17 @ NE Pats clinched bye, win OR (loss + PIT loss) clinches AFC 1. 3L Yets recalling Wk6 24-17 home L to div rival, go down to their Petty coats at Minutemen.
HOU @ IND PK 5L 1-8 lst 2 79-13 Texans recall Wk9 20-14 home L to div rival 6L 1-9 Dolts? BBQ Brisket, Eau Savage, Old Grey Yates, all better than Kaepernick? These teams cancelled these fans seasons, why play this game? Refund?
CLE +16.5 @ PIT Riveters clinched bye, WIN + unlikely NE loss = AFC 1. Bonus bye week, perfect Hue Stains recall Wk1 21-18 home L to div rival?
WAS @ NYG +4 Two teams without D, ground game or hope. B2BW Skins, 5L 1-8 Gmen recall Wk12 20-10 L to div rival?
CHI @ MIN -11 Norsemen win OR CAR loss OR NO OR LAR win = NFC 2 + bye. Loss could = NFC 3 see CAR below. Chairs recall Wk5 20-17 home L to div rival?
DAL +1 @ PHI LOCK Philly Cheese Steaks clinched bye + NFC 1, other than sheer stupidity, this is 2nd bye week of three. Deflated Tyron-less Jerry's Kid's recall Wk11 37-14 home L to div rival?
Late
CIN +11 @ BAL Poes win OR (loss + BUF or TEN loss) = AFC 5, sleepwalking 3 wks on Stains, Dolts + Gals. Clueless Lewis last stand recalls Wk1 20-0 home L to div rival?
BUF @ MIA +3 (Bison win + BAL loss) OR (Bison win + LAC + TEN loss) = AFC 6. B2BL Fins recall Wk15 24-16 L to div rival?
CAR @ ATL -2.5 LOCK CAR clinched berth, loss = NFC 5, WIN: + NO loss = NFC 4, + NO + LAR loss = NFC 3, + MIN + LAR + NO loss = NFC 2 + bye. ATL win OR SEA loss = NFC 6. Private Ryan's Birds recall Wk9 20-17 L to div rival and strafe empty Pants D, lst 5 400+ avg?
NO @ TB +9 Halos clinched berth, win OR CAR loss = NFC 4 + (LAR loss) = NFC 3. 5L Bucs give no parlay in recalling Wk9 30-10 L to div rival?
JAX @ TEN +3.5 LOCK 3L Tuxes win OR (loss + BUF + LAC loss) = AFC 6. Shags clinched AFC 3, a bye week unless they want to host LAC? Recall Wk2 37-16 home L to div rival? All in? Bluff, show nothing, L to host Tuxes next week. Early line bird go cheap
OAK +9.5 @ LAC (Bolts must win + TEN + BUF loss = AFC 6) OR (W + TEN loss + BAL win = AFC 6). Traitors make Bolts walk plank in recalling Wk6 17-16 home L to div rival?
ARZ +10.5 @ SEA Squawks must win + ATL loss = NFC 6. Loss = Gulls finish outside. Stanton Cards recall Wk10 22-16 home L to div rival?
KC @ DEN -1 LOCK Chefs clinched AFC 4, meaningless game, bonus bye wk. QB-less Buncos recall Wk8 29-19 5TO L to div rival? What could have Kaepernick done 4 Mr Ed?
SF +7 @ LAR LOCK Rams clinched NFC West, win OR ATL + NO loss = NFC 3. Rams loss + NO win = NFC 4, Rams host Pants, then visit Faux Philly, rather than Norsemen. 5-1 Jimmy G9ers Experience recall Wk3 41-39 home L to div rival? Early line bird of happiness go cheap cheap
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, he is the manager of the Westgate Super Book.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
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