2018 NFL Week 14 Picks Against The Spread

Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?

Post Week 8... 

As noted yesterday with our horrid YTD results 57-61-3 47%; Locks 17-21-2 43%, Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".  The Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 70-46-5... we trail the leader..."expert" by 13.
In the last five weeks we have vaporized said 13 game lead.  Thirteen weeks and 192 games in, the Boston Globe's Ben Volin leads "experts" at 107-78-7.  

In the last five weeks, since our Week 9 "wallow in the mire, light my fire" theme... 47-24 = 66% ATS, last 3 weeks locks 13-2 = 87% ATS.

Where in the world are we? With 4 weeks and 64 games to go, we are only two games back at 105-85-2.  Begging the question, this weeks theme?




Apropos we think.  Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections?  Perhaps...

That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday.... or


I'm back, on the block, on the screen. I'm on the wax, I'm on the stage, I'm on the scene.
I'm on the case, just like an attorney. The Dude took me on a magic journey.

UPDATE: 12/07 1PM EST - Flopped on CLE +2.5, taking CAR PK

Byes: None till Wild Card Week

TNF

JAX +5.5 @ TEN Who Got D? 4-1 home 25RunO Tuxes vs rival 1-4 away 31runD ex club Shags recall Wk3 9-6L

Early

BAL +9 @ KC Go 2 Extremes? 1O 22RunD (TNF LAC up) Ma-Homes Chefs vs 1D 7RunO TripW Flac-co? Black Birds

IND @ HOU -3.5 Alpha Omega? 9W Watt-sons 24PassD 3RunO vs 5RunD 5-1 rival Luck Dolts recall Wk4 37-34L

CAR +1 @ CLE Hold Da Rock? 28D Mayfield Browns 4TO's lst wk vs 1-5 away 2RunO (4L 8TO) Riverboaters
ATL +7 @ GB Big Letdown Bowl? 4-1 Home 1-5 TripL Rodgers Pack vs 32RunO 28D 1-4 away 4L Ryan Birds
NO @ TB +11 Bounce? B2BW 30D 30RunO 1PassO Buccos vs rival TNF 2O 30PassD Pietists recall Wk1 48-40L
NYJ @ BUF -3 LOCK Stampede? 1PassD 14RunD Bufs vs rival 22D 27RunD 1-5 away 6L Darn-old Yets recall Wk10 41-10L
NE -7 @ MIA Last Year? 5-1 in tank 28RunO Fins recall Wk4 38-7L vs 3-3 away B2BW rival Minutemen, PIT up
NYG +2.5 LOCK @ WAS Divergence? MNF (1-4 allow 142yd rush -6TO) TripL 27PassD Sanchez Skins vs 6APassO rival (3-1 143yd rush +8TO) GMen

Late
DEN -3 LOCK @ SF TO Prone? 7PassD 11RunD -20TOM (TripL -7TO) 9erz vs 16PassD 21RunD (TripW +8TO) Buncos
CIN @ LAC -13.5 Bye Week? 32D 31RunO 1-6 4L Clueless Gals vs 6O 7D 8-1 Hey-LA My Bosa's Back Bolts, TNF KC up
DET @ ARZ +3 Ungrounded? 32O 29RunD 1-5 in Desert Rose-ns vs 1-4 away (1-5 11TO) B2BL Cats
PIT -9 LOCK @ OAK Rebound? 31RunD Traitors vs 29RunO 2APassD 4-1 away B2BL Reeling Riveters NE up
PHI @ DAL -3 OK Corral? 2D 8HPassD TNF 5-1 BigD 4W Pokes vs 31APassD MNF B2BW rival Wentzles recall Wk10 27-20L

SNF
LAR @ CHI +4.5 Trials N Trubisky? 5-1 home 1HRunD Mack Daddy Paddingtons vs 1ARunO 5-1 away TripW Gurley Ewes

MNF
MIN @ SEA -3 LOCK In or Out? 1RunO 27HPassD TripW Squawks vs 5APassO 32ARunO 26APassD Norsemen

Pick
Fav H5 R4
Dog H3 R4

Home 8 ; Road 8

Resources
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsiderOddsSharkCovers, and additional matchup info Betonline.  The Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.

Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.


For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.


Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference


Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads


Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats


Disclaimer

Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.

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