2018 NFL Week 9 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that seat or content down loading time to good use?
Two weeks ago a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Last week, The Big Lebowski theme... Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
How does one follow up on malodorous nappys and head bobbing in the loo? In our case this season, we have no problem opening new doors?
As noted yesterday with our horrid YTD results 57-61-3 47%; Locks 17-21-2 43%, Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
As one can tell, we are not a happy camper, however this comes as no surprise to Moi...
After 8 weeks and 121 games: The public leader is SoCalSeniors at 68-48-5, and the Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 70-46-5. By our shopped spread we trail the leaders, public by 11 and "expert" by 13.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
or more apropos for this week's theme... The time to hesitate is through, No time to wallow in the mire, Try now we can only lose, and our picks become a funeral pyre....
Byes: ARZ, CIN, IND, JAX, NYG, PHI
TNF
OAK @ SF -2.5 Once Upon A Time? 1-6 TripL; 0-3 away Retread Chucky Traitors cross bridge to face rival 1-7 six straight L Phony Niners
Early
DET @ MIN -3.5 Dome Sweet Dome? 1-2 away Motor City Kitties visit 2-2 in dome div rival Norsemen Cousins
KC -7 @ CLE LOCK About Time? B2BW 3-1 on road Ma-Homes Chefs visit TripL 2-1-1 on Lake Hue-less Browns, 3-36???
PIT @ BAL -1 Back 2 Wall? B2BL Flac-co Birds seek redux with 2-0 away div rival TripW No Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
TB @ CAR -4.5 Pirates N Pants? 4 of 5L, 1-3 away Fitzmagix visit div rival B2BW (@PHI, BAL) 4-0 Cats in Cradle
NYJ @ MIA -1.5 No Trips 4 One? B2BL 3-1 in tank TNF Fins host div rival B2BL 1-3 on road Darn-Old Sam's Yets
ATL @ WAS -1 No Fly Zone? B2BW 0-2 out of nest Birds fly off BYE to face Mr Smith's 3-1 in Washington TripW Skins
CHI -8 @ BUF "I'm afraid the problem with Nathan is more serious, he's back on the horse Elaine..."
Bear In The Buff? 1 of 3; 1-2 away Mack Daddy Paddingtons streak from den for TripL MNF Peterman pastures
Late
HOU +3 @ DEN LOCK The OK Corral? TNF 5W Tex-Watt-Sons ride to Mile High seeking Mr Ed's 5 of 6 lost Buncos
LAC +2.5 @ SEA Nested Rivers? 4 straight W 5-2 Off BYE loose road Bolts visit off B2B road W, 4 of 5 Squawks
LAR @ NO +2.5 LOCK NFC Supremacy? Perfect Gurley Ewes flock to Big Easy to face 6 straight, off B2B road W (BAL, MIN) Pietists
SNF
GB +7.5 @ NE LOCK Wont' U Be My Neighbor? Mr Rodgers found 0-4 on road Pack of McCarthyites visit 4-0 at Razor's Edge, 5 straight win, MNF Minutemen
MNF
TEN @ DAL -4 LOCK Bye n Bye? Off BYE 1-3 away TripL Tuxes face off BYE 4-0 in Big D Jerry's Kids
Pick
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Two weeks ago a diaper truck theme... at least we crawled above 50% 3 weeks running, and can smell 50% YTD? Or is that smell our picks? It's time for a change? Me thinks so.
Last week, The Big Lebowski theme... Indeed, one might ask where's the money or say PU!!!! Much like El Duderino, our picks and locks have gone down the toilet five weeks running.
How does one follow up on malodorous nappys and head bobbing in the loo? In our case this season, we have no problem opening new doors?
As noted yesterday with our horrid YTD results 57-61-3 47%; Locks 17-21-2 43%, Our improved locks provide little solace, as we continue to "wallow in the mire".
As one can tell, we are not a happy camper, however this comes as no surprise to Moi...
As the years crawl by and CRS creeps in, we have forgotten more than most know. What are our expectations on how we will we fare this year? We know even less than we did last year, so with the odds stacked against us... horribly and TBD as to severity. - Week 1 Picks September 6thSo our faithful readers can't say we didn't warn them well in advance. At least we nailed that prediction? Moving West with tongue in cheek...
After 8 weeks and 121 games: The public leader is SoCalSeniors at 68-48-5, and the Boston Globes Ben Volin leads "experts" at 70-46-5. By our shopped spread we trail the leaders, public by 11 and "expert" by 13.
or more apropos for this week's theme... The time to hesitate is through, No time to wallow in the mire, Try now we can only lose, and our picks become a funeral pyre....
Byes: ARZ, CIN, IND, JAX, NYG, PHI
TNF
OAK @ SF -2.5 Once Upon A Time? 1-6 TripL; 0-3 away Retread Chucky Traitors cross bridge to face rival 1-7 six straight L Phony Niners
Early
DET @ MIN -3.5 Dome Sweet Dome? 1-2 away Motor City Kitties visit 2-2 in dome div rival Norsemen Cousins
KC -7 @ CLE LOCK About Time? B2BW 3-1 on road Ma-Homes Chefs visit TripL 2-1-1 on Lake Hue-less Browns, 3-36???
PIT @ BAL -1 Back 2 Wall? B2BL Flac-co Birds seek redux with 2-0 away div rival TripW No Bell Prize Rosy Riveters
TB @ CAR -4.5 Pirates N Pants? 4 of 5L, 1-3 away Fitzmagix visit div rival B2BW (@PHI, BAL) 4-0 Cats in Cradle
NYJ @ MIA -1.5 No Trips 4 One? B2BL 3-1 in tank TNF Fins host div rival B2BL 1-3 on road Darn-Old Sam's Yets
ATL @ WAS -1 No Fly Zone? B2BW 0-2 out of nest Birds fly off BYE to face Mr Smith's 3-1 in Washington TripW Skins
CHI -8 @ BUF "I'm afraid the problem with Nathan is more serious, he's back on the horse Elaine..."
Bear In The Buff? 1 of 3; 1-2 away Mack Daddy Paddingtons streak from den for TripL MNF Peterman pastures
Late
HOU +3 @ DEN LOCK The OK Corral? TNF 5W Tex-Watt-Sons ride to Mile High seeking Mr Ed's 5 of 6 lost Buncos
LAC +2.5 @ SEA Nested Rivers? 4 straight W 5-2 Off BYE loose road Bolts visit off B2B road W, 4 of 5 Squawks
LAR @ NO +2.5 LOCK NFC Supremacy? Perfect Gurley Ewes flock to Big Easy to face 6 straight, off B2B road W (BAL, MIN) Pietists
SNF
GB +7.5 @ NE LOCK Wont' U Be My Neighbor? Mr Rodgers found 0-4 on road Pack of McCarthyites visit 4-0 at Razor's Edge, 5 straight win, MNF Minutemen
MNF
TEN @ DAL -4 LOCK Bye n Bye? Off BYE 1-3 away TripL Tuxes face off BYE 4-0 in Big D Jerry's Kids
Pick
Fav H7 R2
Dog H1 R3
Home 8; Road 5
ResourcesDog H1 R3
Home 8; Road 5
Spread info courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line can be found here and here.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, as the manager of the Westgate Super Book, he might just know a little sumpin.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun, as he knows a little sumpin, sumpin.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
Roster and Depth Chart info courtesy of OurLads
Additional stats and graphics courtesy of Sharp Football Stats
Disclaimer
Use the information provided here at your own risk. This information is presented for informational and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be used to make any sort of investing or gambling decisions. We do not promote or encourage illegal, underage or any type of gambling.
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