Debunked Degrasse Tyson and Hawking Memes?

Following up on Three Wise Men? Once again it's "Flush it Thursday"... and this week we are taking a major shift.

So please sh*t back and relax with week's offering... Debunked Degrasse Tyson and Hawking Memes? Join the bowel movement by sharing this story....  

From a Naybob of terrestrial intelligence?

Aside from the puzzle... 

"Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change." - Stephen Hawking

Obviously photo shopped as Hawking NEVER uttered nor wrote the above.  The arrogance of the word "intelligence" in the quote ironically puts humans on the same level as amoebas and viruses.  

In fact, WaPo debunked this misattribution last year.  Right up there with another unsourced meme, Neil DeGrasse Tysons "Ignorance is a virus", which in this case is ironically apropos.  Agent Smith might agree??

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. - Agent Smith - The Matrix

Oh the irony of it all?