2017 NFL Week 15 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that content down loading time to good use?
A brief review of week 14. How did we do? After a 7-9 Wk 13, with a bad case of floppy pick, this week a turgid member stayed the course in going 11-5.
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
TNF
DEN @ IND +3 Toilet Bowl. As the Progressive Box and Net Execs shrieked, WHY?? Post OT Snow Bowl, 4L Dome Trip L Dolts +3TOM, vet Mr Ed's bungling 0-8 road, -14TOM Buncos: - or = TOM = 9L's, +TOM = 2W's
SAT
CHI +7 @ DET LOCK Oh My! No Tiger Bowl. 1-5 Chairs fresh off loose road Gals, recall 398 net, 222 rush effort in Wk11 27-24 Home L? 4-2 div rival needy Kats lst 5 vs CHI pt dif 3
LAC +2 @ KC LOCK AFC West Bowl. 2-6; 1-4 Chefs 6O wont get 3TO's, must hold rock vs div rivals 29RushD. 7-2; 4W Bolts D recalls 189 rush allowed in Wk3 24-10 Home L? Lst 4 Bolts O avg 465yds gets 29D, 400+ = W. 0-7 SU vs KC, overdue?
12/17/2017 - 11:30AM and here are the rest of this weeks bowl games...
Early
PHI @ NYG +9.5 New Foles Bowl. Trip L Gmen recall 377 air effort in Wk 3 27-24 L? Too many IR WR now? Needy birds of prey protect #1 seed at div rival, 3rd road gm
GB +7 @ CAR Mr Rodgers Pants Bowl. Both need it. B2B OT W Pack runD TB, CLE 150yd, lst 3 D 400 avg. Pants triple Cam run threat lst 5 avg 195, lst 3 D 392 avg?
CIN @ MIN -9 Nordic Gals Bowl. B2BL Gals 32RunD, Chairs gash 232yds. Needy Norsemen 8RunO, fresh off 3TO's +6 sacks at Pants, look past to Pack?
MIA @ BUF -3 Surf n Turf Bowl. MNF B2BW Fins held Nappy Pats to 25 rush, lst 2 Fins D 3rdDC 1-24, 5TO's. Needy Bison look past to Pats? Run: 32RoadD vs 1HomeO
HOU +13.5 @ JAX Shag n Texan Bowl. Trip L HOU recalls Wk1 203 net, 4TO, 29-7 home L to div rival? Post SEA fav (17-34 ATS), needy Shags see Old n Grey Yates.
NYJ @ NO -10.5 All Saints Bowl. Needy 1-2 TNF Halos look past to Dirty Birds? 100 net Petty coat junction Yets get anointed, early bargain
ARZ +6 @ WAS Deserted DC Bowl. 2-1 JAX, TEN, tough 8D Gabbert Cards. B2BL Bolted 488 net Skins, 24D chalk?
BAL @ CLE +9.5 Poe Stains Bowl. Stains recall 386net 5TO's in Wk2 24-10 L to div rival? SNF Ex-Browns Riveter hang over? They need it, but this is a Cleveland grudge match
Late
LAR +3 @ SEA LOCK NFC West Bowl. Shagged Squawks LB's Wagner, Wright? Zebra fleeced Rams recall Wk 5 375 vs 241 net + 5TO 16-10 home gift to div rival?
TEN @ SF +4 Jimmy G Tux Bowl. 2-0 away, can he go 3-0 in Baghdad by the Bay? 2-2 Tuxes look past 3-1 9ers 2 Rams? They need it, early bargain
NE -1 @ PIT LOCK AFC #1 Seed Bowl. Poes put up 38 on 8W SNF Shazier-less Riveters. Recall 2016 2L's Wk7 H 27-16, 36-17 at NE in Champ game? Fins put up 27 during MNF Pat Nappy. Since 2003, B2B Minutemen L's? Only 6 times. Early bargain
SNF
DAL +2 @ OAK LOCK Poke Salad Bowl. Last week sans son of Buzzi, look past 2 Squawks? Stick a fork in dead Traitor Carr Bombs, early chalk? B2BW Pokes must win.
MNF
ATL -3.5 @ TB Capt Flint Bowl. Trip L Buc's 5TO's, Kats put up 381 air on porous D, recall 516yd in Wk 12 34-20 L to div rival with Fitz? 4-1 Parrot heads look past 2 Halos? Private Ryan won't give 3 picks in TNF Birds must win. Early line bird of happiness go cheap cheap
Resources
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
A brief review of week 14. How did we do? After a 7-9 Wk 13, with a bad case of floppy pick, this week a turgid member stayed the course in going 11-5.
Annoying things? Kissing your sister? The two OT pushes, especially GB rallying from down 21-7 in the 4thQ against the Stains. More annoying? Theater of the absurd? Zebras screwing Rams? Pro Football flash mobs? Wentz unnecessary season ending injury? Nattering another day...
Shaking our head in utter disbelief while Moving West... shall we continue to utilize a double headed wooden nickel in making our selections? Perhaps... That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre game, shot down by late Sunday....
TNF
DEN @ IND +3 Toilet Bowl. As the Progressive Box and Net Execs shrieked, WHY?? Post OT Snow Bowl, 4L Dome Trip L Dolts +3TOM, vet Mr Ed's bungling 0-8 road, -14TOM Buncos: - or = TOM = 9L's, +TOM = 2W's
SAT
CHI +7 @ DET LOCK Oh My! No Tiger Bowl. 1-5 Chairs fresh off loose road Gals, recall 398 net, 222 rush effort in Wk11 27-24 Home L? 4-2 div rival needy Kats lst 5 vs CHI pt dif 3
LAC +2 @ KC LOCK AFC West Bowl. 2-6; 1-4 Chefs 6O wont get 3TO's, must hold rock vs div rivals 29RushD. 7-2; 4W Bolts D recalls 189 rush allowed in Wk3 24-10 Home L? Lst 4 Bolts O avg 465yds gets 29D, 400+ = W. 0-7 SU vs KC, overdue?
12/17/2017 - 11:30AM and here are the rest of this weeks bowl games...
Early
PHI @ NYG +9.5 New Foles Bowl. Trip L Gmen recall 377 air effort in Wk 3 27-24 L? Too many IR WR now? Needy birds of prey protect #1 seed at div rival, 3rd road gm
GB +7 @ CAR Mr Rodgers Pants Bowl. Both need it. B2B OT W Pack runD TB, CLE 150yd, lst 3 D 400 avg. Pants triple Cam run threat lst 5 avg 195, lst 3 D 392 avg?
CIN @ MIN -9 Nordic Gals Bowl. B2BL Gals 32RunD, Chairs gash 232yds. Needy Norsemen 8RunO, fresh off 3TO's +6 sacks at Pants, look past to Pack?
MIA @ BUF -3 Surf n Turf Bowl. MNF B2BW Fins held Nappy Pats to 25 rush, lst 2 Fins D 3rdDC 1-24, 5TO's. Needy Bison look past to Pats? Run: 32RoadD vs 1HomeO
HOU +13.5 @ JAX Shag n Texan Bowl. Trip L HOU recalls Wk1 203 net, 4TO, 29-7 home L to div rival? Post SEA fav (17-34 ATS), needy Shags see Old n Grey Yates.
NYJ @ NO -10.5 All Saints Bowl. Needy 1-2 TNF Halos look past to Dirty Birds? 100 net Petty coat junction Yets get anointed, early bargain
ARZ +6 @ WAS Deserted DC Bowl. 2-1 JAX, TEN, tough 8D Gabbert Cards. B2BL Bolted 488 net Skins, 24D chalk?
BAL @ CLE +9.5 Poe Stains Bowl. Stains recall 386net 5TO's in Wk2 24-10 L to div rival? SNF Ex-Browns Riveter hang over? They need it, but this is a Cleveland grudge match
Late
LAR +3 @ SEA LOCK NFC West Bowl. Shagged Squawks LB's Wagner, Wright? Zebra fleeced Rams recall Wk 5 375 vs 241 net + 5TO 16-10 home gift to div rival?
TEN @ SF +4 Jimmy G Tux Bowl. 2-0 away, can he go 3-0 in Baghdad by the Bay? 2-2 Tuxes look past 3-1 9ers 2 Rams? They need it, early bargain
NE -1 @ PIT LOCK AFC #1 Seed Bowl. Poes put up 38 on 8W SNF Shazier-less Riveters. Recall 2016 2L's Wk7 H 27-16, 36-17 at NE in Champ game? Fins put up 27 during MNF Pat Nappy. Since 2003, B2B Minutemen L's? Only 6 times. Early bargain
SNF
DAL +2 @ OAK LOCK Poke Salad Bowl. Last week sans son of Buzzi, look past 2 Squawks? Stick a fork in dead Traitor Carr Bombs, early chalk? B2BW Pokes must win.
MNF
ATL -3.5 @ TB Capt Flint Bowl. Trip L Buc's 5TO's, Kats put up 381 air on porous D, recall 516yd in Wk 12 34-20 L to div rival with Fitz? 4-1 Parrot heads look past 2 Halos? Private Ryan won't give 3 picks in TNF Birds must win. Early line bird of happiness go cheap cheap
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for week 2- 8 of the season, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
Although the line differs on occasion from the links above, try Jeff Sherman's Twitter feed, he is the manager of the Westgate Super Book.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
For excellent insight, we recommend referring to Case Keefer at the Las Vegas Sun.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
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