Ass Clown & Clone Award

Dick Cheney is probably not a robot as the WWN would have us believe...



Speaking of ass clowns, the VP has a slight resemblance to Don Rickles...



And then there is the patented scowl...



He has it down, doesn't he??



Stop the press!! Newsflash, we have discovered this photo is actually of Merck CEO, Richard T. Clark, making him the recipient of "The Dick" Clone Award.

At any rate, the Ass Clown Award has to go to VP Cheney for his accidental shooting of hunting partner Harry Whittington. Perhaps Cheney was "Quayle" hunting?



We will say at the very least, former VP's known for malapropism, clumsiness and stupidity such as Spiro T. Agnew, Gerald Ford and Dan Quayle, never came close to shooting anyone, other than themselves, in the foot.

On a closing note this conversation was captured late Friday by Federal surveillance....



CHENEY: BILL, INTERESTED IN DOING A LITTLE QUAIL HUNTING THIS WEEKEND?? BRING THE WIFE!

CLINTON: JUST GRINNING.

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