2017 NFL Week 8 Picks Against The Spread
Rather than Thursday's in the Loo, it's time for NFL Football picks in the toilet.... putting that content down loading time to good use?
RESULTS Week 7 Picks - Our pick is the team with the number, winners highlighted. A push is a win.
KC -2.5 30 @ 31 OAK LOCK
TEN -5.5 12 @ 9 CLE
JAX -3 27 @ 0 IND
CIN +7 14 @ 29 PIT
BAL 16 @ 24 MIN -3
NYJ 28 @ 31 MIA -3 - PUSH
TB 27 @ 30 BUF -2 LOCK
CAR -3 3 @ 17 CHI LOCK
NO +6.5 26 @ 17 GB LOCK
ARZ 0 @ 33 LAR -3
DAL 40 @ 10 SF +6.5
SEA 24 @ 7 NYG +8
DEN +1.5 0 @ 21 LAC
ATL +4 7 @ 23 NE LOCK
WAS +6.5 24 @ 34 PHI
How did we do? Once again, as gravity slowly pulls us down the drain we sucked at 6-9. Four straight weeks of wallowing in the mire of mediocrity, truly an exercise in futility.
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre kickoff, shot down by late Sunday....
Week 1: 13-2 = 87% - Locks 4-0 = 100%
Week 2: 10-6 = 63% - Locks 5-1 = 83%
Week 3: 8-8 = 50% - Locks 2-4 = 33%
Week 4: 8-8 = 50% - Locks 5-0 = 100%
Week 5: 6-8 = 43% - Locks 2-3 = 40%
Week 6: 7-7 = 50% - Locks 1-3 = 25%
Week 7: 6-9 = 40% - Locks 2-3 = 40%
YTD: 58-48 = 55% - Locks 21-14 = 60%
Amazingly, still #1 on the web (cherry picking games - LOCKS). Despite 5 horrible week's, capped by our worst week YTD, tied at #3 on the web (picking all games ATS). With 58 correct we are only 1 game back of 2nd, and 5 games behind the leader.
Week 8 Picks - Our pick is the team with the number. As always, I reserve the right to take the advance or opening line, and make changes well in advance of kickoffs.
Still two perfect teams, Phony Niners and Brown Stains By The Lake.
BYES: ARZ, GB, JAX, LAR, NYG, TEN
OFF BYES: DET, HOU
TNF
MIA @ BAL -3 Open -4.5, Moore Trip W Fins road #25PassD. B2B, 4of5 L Poes need it
UPDATE 10/29 8:45AM EST - Latest spreads.
MIN -7.5 @ CLE (UK) Now -9.5, Trip W Vikes lead North, perfect Stains stay that way
CHI +9.5 @ NO B2B W Trub Bears face 4 straight W Big Easy, in dome #32PassD
ATL @ NYJ +7 Trip L to AFC East SNF Dirty Birds look past Yets #28RunD to Pants?
CAR +2.5 @ TB Trip L Bucs home PassD#27 host Pants, 2 freak tips for 14pts in B2B Ls LOCK
SF @ PHI -10 Now -13, MNF Birds get fed east bound perfectly phony 40-10 L 9ers
OAK @ BUF -1.5 Bison host east bound TNF Traitors #26D, #29PassD YPA LOCK
IND @ CIN -3.5 Now -10.5 Gals look past #30roadD Dolts to Jags? Rebound cheap LOCK
LAC +7.5 @ NE Open -5.5 SNF Pats #29HomeD host hot east bound Trip W River Bolts
HOU +7 @ SEA #26RunD flies back from Gmen to host hungry off bye #3RunO Texans
DAL +1 @ WAS Now -2.5 MNF Skins 1-5 SU as host vs rival Pokes, off west coast rout LOCK
SNF
PIT @ DET +3 B2B W Riveters (Chefs,Gals) face off bye B2B L (+ last 2 at dome ATL, CAR) Stats say complete mismatch, Riveters -2.5 insanely cheap? Motor City Kitties need it.
MNF
DEN +7.5 @ KC TNF B2B L Chefs #29D host rival B2B, 3of4 L skunked by Bolts Buncos. Somebody loses Trips, not Chefs at home.
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for every week of the season, going back to Week 2, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
RESULTS Week 7 Picks - Our pick is the team with the number, winners highlighted. A push is a win.
KC -2.5 30 @ 31 OAK LOCK
TEN -5.5 12 @ 9 CLE
JAX -3 27 @ 0 IND
CIN +7 14 @ 29 PIT
BAL 16 @ 24 MIN -3
NYJ 28 @ 31 MIA -3 - PUSH
TB 27 @ 30 BUF -2 LOCK
CAR -3 3 @ 17 CHI LOCK
NO +6.5 26 @ 17 GB LOCK
ARZ 0 @ 33 LAR -3
DAL 40 @ 10 SF +6.5
SEA 24 @ 7 NYG +8
DEN +1.5 0 @ 21 LAC
ATL +4 7 @ 23 NE LOCK
WAS +6.5 24 @ 34 PHI
How did we do? Once again, as gravity slowly pulls us down the drain we sucked at 6-9. Four straight weeks of wallowing in the mire of mediocrity, truly an exercise in futility.
That's life, that's what all the bookies say, you're ridin high pre kickoff, shot down by late Sunday....
Week 1: 13-2 = 87% - Locks 4-0 = 100%
Week 2: 10-6 = 63% - Locks 5-1 = 83%
Week 3: 8-8 = 50% - Locks 2-4 = 33%
Week 4: 8-8 = 50% - Locks 5-0 = 100%
Week 5: 6-8 = 43% - Locks 2-3 = 40%
Week 6: 7-7 = 50% - Locks 1-3 = 25%
Week 7: 6-9 = 40% - Locks 2-3 = 40%
YTD: 58-48 = 55% - Locks 21-14 = 60%
Amazingly, still #1 on the web (cherry picking games - LOCKS). Despite 5 horrible week's, capped by our worst week YTD, tied at #3 on the web (picking all games ATS). With 58 correct we are only 1 game back of 2nd, and 5 games behind the leader.
Week 8 Picks - Our pick is the team with the number. As always, I reserve the right to take the advance or opening line, and make changes well in advance of kickoffs.
Still two perfect teams, Phony Niners and Brown Stains By The Lake.
BYES: ARZ, GB, JAX, LAR, NYG, TEN
OFF BYES: DET, HOU
TNF
MIA @ BAL -3 Open -4.5, Moore Trip W Fins road #25PassD. B2B, 4of5 L Poes need it
UPDATE 10/29 8:45AM EST - Latest spreads.
MIN -7.5 @ CLE (UK) Now -9.5, Trip W Vikes lead North, perfect Stains stay that way
CHI +9.5 @ NO B2B W Trub Bears face 4 straight W Big Easy, in dome #32PassD
ATL @ NYJ +7 Trip L to AFC East SNF Dirty Birds look past Yets #28RunD to Pants?
CAR +2.5 @ TB Trip L Bucs home PassD#27 host Pants, 2 freak tips for 14pts in B2B Ls LOCK
SF @ PHI -10 Now -13, MNF Birds get fed east bound perfectly phony 40-10 L 9ers
OAK @ BUF -1.5 Bison host east bound TNF Traitors #26D, #29PassD YPA LOCK
IND @ CIN -3.5 Now -10.5 Gals look past #30roadD Dolts to Jags? Rebound cheap LOCK
LAC +7.5 @ NE Open -5.5 SNF Pats #29HomeD host hot east bound Trip W River Bolts
HOU +7 @ SEA #26RunD flies back from Gmen to host hungry off bye #3RunO Texans
DAL +1 @ WAS Now -2.5 MNF Skins 1-5 SU as host vs rival Pokes, off west coast rout LOCK
SNF
PIT @ DET +3 B2B W Riveters (Chefs,Gals) face off bye B2B L (+ last 2 at dome ATL, CAR) Stats say complete mismatch, Riveters -2.5 insanely cheap? Motor City Kitties need it.
MNF
DEN +7.5 @ KC TNF B2B L Chefs #29D host rival B2B, 3of4 L skunked by Bolts Buncos. Somebody loses Trips, not Chefs at home.
Resources
Spread courtesy of VegasInsider, OddsShark, Covers, and the Westgate Advance Line here and here.
One can find the advance line for every week of the season, going back to Week 2, courtesy of John Morgan at PatsFan.
As we enjoy his commentary, humor and interesting observations, Walter Cherepinsky at NESN has weekly in depth analysis of each game.
Stats and ATS (Against The Spread) courtesy of the indispensable Pro Football Reference
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